SO THIS IS AN EMAIL THING THAT I SENT A DUDE WHO WANTED A 600-ODD WORD RAMBLE ABOUT WRITING LYRICS

I wrote most of the TF stuff really fast like a song a day kind of thing. Ever hear about MGMT just singing sounds over their music and then writing the lyrics to the sounds? I sometimes do that kind of thing. I think it’s important to have some kind of melodic idea. I wrote [...]

ANYONE ELSE WHO EMAILS ME TODAY HAS THIS TO CONTEND WITH – SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO STEP IT UP.

Today is my birthday. I am 22. These are the type of emails I like to receive on my birthday:

THIS IS THE BEST EMAIL I HAVE EVER RECEIVED FROM THE INTERNET.