IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY BUT THE SWAG JUST KEEPS ROLLING IN. GONNA LOOK LIKE A P-I-M-P AT SATURDAY’S SHOW.
♥ My Friends ♥
I WENT TO THE ASIAN WAREHOUSE TO GET SOME STUFF FOR MY CAMPING TRIP AND I COULDN’T RESIST
Becky was like, “You’re going to eat something called cum-cum?” but I was all: “Nah, you put it on your face.”
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW BETTER THAN TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE THE WINDOWS AT GLASSONS?
DEAR IDIOT-FUCKING GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND, Knee-high socks are not to be worn with stockings underneath. I know fashionising.com think it’s ok to wear stockings underneath as layering to add “a whole new dimension to an outfit.” A whole new dimension of stupid, perhaps, but not a whole new dimension of good. I know that [...]
BEFORE VANILLA IS TRANSFORMED INTO YOUR MILKSHAKE OR ICECREAM OR WHATEVER IT IS BLACK SO YOU SHOULD DEFS GET BLACK ONES.
I don’t care if it makes me a sadist but I love it when girls wear high heels. There are, of course, some simple guidelines to follow when choosing high heels for your next night out standing in line at Shooters. 1) Keep it simple: Just like a vanilla milkshake they need to be subtly [...]
WATCH OUT, GIRLS – ONE SIMPLE WARDROBE RELATED MISTAKE AND YOU COULD BASICALLY BE IN ANYONE’S LEAGUE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.
So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone [...]
i am the new sleep500 overlord.
Because Zach is off being a ~MUSICAL GENIUS~ and buying clothes that fit into whatever style replaced nu rave, he is incapable of blogging and asked me to do it for a bit. For God knows what reason. Probably because I understand that KEFFIYEHS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING WEARING [...]
SLEEP500: HELPING YOU TO BE COOLER THAN YOUR FRIENDS
I have had a revelation, and have found the way to be COOL that is unbeatable, unstoppable and undoubtedly needed in your life. It is: The Popped Collar. Here, I have shown for your sake a formula and a diagram that will hopefully help you understand just what this popped collar could do for your [...]
I don’t think I would enjoy being a window cleaner
Today there are window cleaners at my work, and one of them was wearing Fubu shoes. Normally I hold window cleaners in high regard, as they do a wonderful job of keeping the bird population under control and keeping windows immaculate for my gazing pleasure. Alas, today I was disappointed. It wasn’t this pair, but [...]