DEAR IDIOT-FUCKING GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND, Knee-high socks are not to be worn with stockings underneath. I know fashionising.com think it’s ok to wear stockings underneath as layering to add “a whole new dimension to an outfit.” A whole new dimension of stupid, perhaps, but not a whole new dimension of good. I know that [...]
I don’t care if it makes me a sadist but I love it when girls wear high heels. There are, of course, some simple guidelines to follow when choosing high heels for your next night out standing in line at Shooters. 1) Keep it simple: Just like a vanilla milkshake they need to be subtly [...]
So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone [...]
Because Zach is off being a ~MUSICAL GENIUS~ and buying clothes that fit into whatever style replaced nu rave, he is incapable of blogging and asked me to do it for a bit. For God knows what reason. Probably because I understand that KEFFIYEHS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING WEARING [...]
I have had a revelation, and have found the way to be COOL that is unbeatable, unstoppable and undoubtedly needed in your life. It is: The Popped Collar. Here, I have shown for your sake a formula and a diagram that will hopefully help you understand just what this popped collar could do for your [...]
Today there are window cleaners at my work, and one of them was wearing Fubu shoes. Normally I hold window cleaners in high regard, as they do a wonderful job of keeping the bird population under control and keeping windows immaculate for my gazing pleasure. Alas, today I was disappointed. It wasn’t this pair, but [...]
So I’ve been doing a bit of research using the Internet, my eyes and ears and one of my interns and it seems that geek chic is just some bullshit that the fashion industry has concocted. This is what my intern said: “The thing about geek chic is that the people who do it are [...]
This is the first official sleep500 co-lab. REMIX ZACH VS MICHELLE. Geeks are fucking cool. Sometimes girls that probably aren’t geeks/smart/running the world can be cool too. Especially when they dress kinda like geeks,which makes them look smart and authentic enough to run the world. More girls should dress like this chick, she really shows [...]
As you all know, geeks are the people that run our lives. This was not true a couple of years ago but as our dependence on the Internet increases, so does our dependence on geeks. With this in mind, it would be a good life choice to get to know and understand geeks better. I [...]