YEAH THAT IS RIGHT I HAVE FUCKING INTERNS. I ALSO HAVE A CHAUFFEUR AND A HOT, ASIAN MASSEUSE. HOT GEEKS: PART THREE.

So I’ve been doing a bit of research using the Internet, my eyes and ears and one of my interns and it seems that geek chic is just some bullshit that the fashion industry has concocted. This is what my intern said: “The thing about geek chic is that the people who do it are [...]

MICHELLE WROTE MOST OF THIS POST AND EMAILED IT TO ME. HOT GEEKS: PART TWO.

This is the first official sleep500 co-lab. REMIX ZACH VS MICHELLE. Geeks are fucking cool. Sometimes girls that probably aren’t geeks/smart/running the world can be cool too. Especially when they dress kinda like geeks,which makes them look smart and authentic enough to run the world. More girls should dress like this chick, she really shows [...]

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE AND YOU JUST KNOW THAT THEY ARE KILLING IT: PART ONE.

As you all know, geeks are the people that run our lives. This was not true a couple of years ago but as our dependence on the Internet increases, so does our dependence on geeks. With this in mind, it would be a good life choice to get to know and understand geeks better. I [...]

DON’T THROW IT ALL AWAY. FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS FOR SEXY SUCCESS.

Sup y’all I went to the mall yesterday. It was fucking horrible. Anyway, my favourite things about malls are hot sluttz and school-girls. So I was pretty keen to get down to the mall and get a boner in my tight jeans whilst staring at this chick’s shiny as metallic gold tight things in American [...]

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10 Fun Things To Fuck: Part One

I was on a plane yesterday and I made the mistake of reading the in-flight magazine while I watched the guy next to me sleep with his mouth open. You should never read these things because they get wardrobe consultants in to give “fashion advice.” This article is pretty uninteresting but I feel that I [...]

DO YOU KIDS…

… like to do weird things to your bodies? Like hold a stick up in the air and focus on the top of it while you spin around and around and around and around and around and around and around then you try to run towards someone in a straight line and fall over? Or [...]

Dear Kanye West…

Seriously man, why are you such a loser? I mean, cmon, even though you are sooooooooo kewwwwwwwl what makes you think that you’re so much cooler than everyone else?? Sure, you can record music. Obviously you have some talent in that field, and you seem to have done well out of it. You were even [...]

Look, some chick posted words about fashion!!!

It fully gets me hot when people rag on high fashion. I think it is because I get turned on by ignorance. This is usually happens while flipping through the latest Cosmopolitan, Cleo, Girlfriend or OK! magazine, who publish shitty designer’s pics anyway. Designers work hard to find a collection of ideas to make into [...]

I KNOW IT WAS KIND OF HOT TODAY BUT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FIGURED THIS OUT BY NOW.

NO.