YOU CAN GET SUNBURNT TITS AND THEN LOOK FUNNY NAKED.
Alright, soon it will be summer and motherfuckers will be strutting it in jandals and (soz Goss) trying to longboard around with their earbuds getting all caught up in their summer-time-scruffy-surfer-$80-haircut-$140-dye-job-free-spirited-all-embracing-guess-what-time-it-is-party-time hair. What we will also begin to see is dresses being worn without leggings. Now, as a writer of the world’s foremost lifestyle blog, [...]