YOU CAN REFRESH YOUR FONT CACHE ON DEBIAN WITH ‘SUDO FC-CACHE -FV’. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Here is a tool that will make fckbk a bit more fun for you kids who can’t be bothered memorising entire unicode ASCII input character maps (I made that phrase up but it’s probably kind of true). 2keystrokes is a virtual keyboard that has basically every character ever (and more) so it should be pretty [...]

I WONDER WHAT SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE SHE BROWSING ON THAT COMPUTER? I’M SO KEEN, BRO – I BET SHE HATES FCKBK AS WELL!!!

Dear Girls, I you don’t look like the above I don’t think I’m going to bother anymore. Yours, Zach.

IN WHICH I MEANDER THROUGH A VAGUE IDEA ABOUT NOT HOW I DON’T LIKE RUNNING. YOU’RE ACTUALLY PRETTY LUCKY, THE FIRST TIME I WROTE THIS IT WAS WAY LONGER (BORING)

Alright, everyone. I am tired of the concept of “exercise” as it exists at this present point in time. Namely, I don’t like it that people think it is normal and good to especially put aside time in a day to run/gym/push-ups or whatever. This is fucking lamer. In other news: This is comic where [...]

DID YOU KIDS GROW UP ON FARMS?

I THINK I PROMISED I WOULD STOP DOING THIS BUT SERIOUSLY, TWO DAYS AGO I POSTED A BOOK REVIEW – WHAT THE FUCK?

AND THUS CONCLUDES ME POSTING SCREEN SHOTS OF MY FCKBK INBOX. IT’S BEEN REAL.

Guys, I know I do this pretty often, but this is the last one, I promise – please don’t all abandon ship and leave us paying hosting for no reason.

IN WHICH I POST COMMENTARY ON THE HUMAN CONDITION DISGUISED AS MORE TROLLING (SO SNEAKY).

Grammar aside, am I the fckbk rapist? I hope so. Sorry if I put you on this blog and you don’t like it.

AND YOU THOUGH I HAD BECOME BORED OF TAKING SCREEN CAPS OF FCKBK! HA, HA, HA! NEVER, NOT EVER!

Although this isn’t the best example, this is the reason that people need to pass a basic literacy test each time they post a status update on fckbk. I know I am not perfect (as the RSS readers will know from the previous post) but at least I don’t think spelling is “something that you [...]

THERE IS NO WAY THIS CHICK IS GOING TO SEE ANYONE “IN TOWN”. FCKBK ARE GOING TO ARREST HER

I haven’t posted one of these in a while. It is important that you never give up on something you believe. Sleep500 is DJing at this party, so don’t make plans to meet anyone in town because you will be having waaaaaaaaaay too much fun to stand in the line at Shooters. If you want [...]

FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS WHO THINK THAT THIS IS THE WAY TO USE A KEYBOARD. RAAAAAGE.

lol so then i ws in da aerp0rt and sumhw we gt in2 da airnz vip lounge lol i am a hi rolla then i lukd at fckbk 4 sum lolz and dere was dis: i am nt evn shure wut dis meens. i thnk he is talkin bout shoes. whatevr else he is tlkin [...]