THIS IS THE EXACT REASON PEOPLE END UP SLOWLY DISSOLVING IN BUCKETS OF ACID NEAR MY HOUSE.

THEY MAKE IT SO EASY

No need to panic, if I get deleted from fckbk there will still be a sleep500 for everyone.

YEAH THAT IS RIGHT I HAVE FUCKING INTERNS. I ALSO HAVE A CHAUFFEUR AND A HOT, ASIAN MASSEUSE. HOT GEEKS: PART THREE.

So I’ve been doing a bit of research using the Internet, my eyes and ears and one of my interns and it seems that geek chic is just some bullshit that the fashion industry has concocted. This is what my intern said: “The thing about geek chic is that the people who do it are [...]

I GUESS THAT SOME PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT THEIR BROWSERS HAVE SPELL-CHECK. THOSE SQUIGGLY RED LINES MUST BE PRETTY CONFUSING.

I guess I made some people mad when I posted about people voting right-wing because they want revenge. Being angry and sad and feeling like you need to lash out at an individual after losing a friend is understandable, but condoning right-wing votes is fucking crazy. Damning an entire country to reactionist policies is no [...]

MAN, TODAY I WAS GOING TO BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING NICE AND FUNNY AND CUTE-IN-A-GEEKY-WAY. INSTEAD:

“HARSHER SENTENCES FOR SERIOUS CRIME” is some retarded group on fckbk that found its way into my homepage. It is for some protest that is meant to be happening in Christchurch on some road. When people propose things like harsher sentences they don’t do it because “I just want the world to be a better [...]

THIS IS WHAT YOUR “PROFILE PAGE” ON FCKBK SHOULD LOOK LIKE AT ALL TIMES.

INTERNET LITERARY ENDEAVOUR Part #1

I am going to write an interesting and involving story in comment boxes and fckbk replies and other miscellaneous forms on the internet. This is part one.

GETTING WORRIED, EVERYONE.

Sorry about the crappy layout above – I just want to make fckbk a better place.

OPEN LETTER TO SLEEP500DOTCOM

I don’t want to be mean, I just want to be understood.

IT BEGINS

NB: I have little or no idea of who any of the above people are.