Sorry everyone, I’ve been working early again and I am not feeling up to writing the massive update on the zoo and my plans for the bored animals. This is an image with no sexual connotation whatsoever:
Smart, Sexy: SLEEP500
I just ate steak and chips and I was going to write a big, manly blog to go with my meal but I ran out of metaphors for sexual repression so I decided to write one long sentence instead of three or four long paragraphs and throw an image from the internet in there for [...]
Dear “Hipster Run-off,” When I read your blog for a month or so I thought it was really funny. Now I don’t. Yours, Zach.
Must blog before I pass out or before I lose the ability to construct a coherent sentence, actually – fuck it. I’m going to blog this as an audio file. NON – save that for another day. Watch this: EDIT: Apparently HRO (the real HRO – not those blogspot.com versions of it) blogged about this [...]
By now all of us are sick to varying degrees. I have a head cold which, in Melbourne, translates to OMG YOU HAVE FULL-BLOWN PIG AIDS. The moment we arrive in Christchurch we’ll be set upon by hounds in those white mask things and taken to a terile facility where everyone wears yellow hazmat suits [...]
It fully gets me hot when people rag on high fashion. I think it is because I get turned on by ignorance. This is usually happens while flipping through the latest Cosmopolitan, Cleo, Girlfriend or OK! magazine, who publish shitty designer’s pics anyway. Designers work hard to find a collection of ideas to make into [...]
Worldwide mourning continues today after the death of Thomas Doerflein. The 44-year-old minder of internationally acclaimed “cute little polar bear cub,” Knut, died yesterday or something of a heart attack in his apartment. Doerflein had hand raised the cub since it was rejected by its mother (getting pretty vague, the polar bear bit doesn’t really [...]