F C I U U L F L K E K F F C I E
SOME CRAZY RUSSIAN GUY ALL IN BLACK WAS RAGING ABOUT HIS DOG NOT BEING FED FOR TWENTY HOURS. HE WAS ALL, “IT MIGHT DIE.” AND I WAS LIKE, “DUDE, THEY SEDATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. THE DOG DOESN’T CARE.”
Yesterday T’Nealle, James, Charlie and I spent the better part of nine hours in what is basically a holding area for bad kids at Los Angeles International airport. I learned some important things: Never get a visa for the United States. Never. Just fill out one of the green slip things and tell them you’re [...]
TODAY’S POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY “SIGH,” “RAGE” AND “POORLY EXECUTED.”
Fuck the lady who confiscated my laptop at work today. Fuck some book called Mr Nice that may have been good except for the constant mention of “marijuana” and poor writing skillz. Fuck the ten minute walk to my car. Fuck the shitty battery in my fucking old mp3 player. Fuck all of the fucking [...]
ON TOP OF THIS SHIT I FUCKING DROVE HOME WITHOUT MY WALLET THEN HAD TO GO BACK TO WORK TO GET MY WALLET SO I COULD DRIVE HOME AGAIN TO PAY SOME MECHANIC AND BUY FIVE WEEKS OF REGISTRATION. FUCK YOU, LTSA.
About three minutes ago I was consumed with rage because I was looking in the bag I packed once at 2.30am and again at 12.10pm and I could only find one half of the pair of gloves that I prefer to compute in (the fingerless kind): “Fuck this. I fucking guess I’ll have to wear [...]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Ok, I know you guys have been going CRAZY for the zoo blog in the comments but I haven’t had the time to sit down for a good two hours and really write something worth posting on the Internet about it. Instead I’ve been playing mad Quake III LANs and not sleeping. Anyway, today I [...]
RAGE, I LEFT MY TOWEL AT THAT OTHER FUCKING BACKPACKERS WITH THOSE IRISH MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WOULDN’T LET ME SLEEP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This is Australia. One thing you will notice is that there is no Internet access anywhere. That is why I haven’t updated in aaaaaaages – but don’t worry! I’m thinking of something really funny to write about! So funny!
I DON’T REALLY NEED TO BRING THIS UP BUT THEN AGAIN, I KIND OF NEED TO POST SO I’LL JUST SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FOR A WHILE
Alright – it looks like you guys have got the gist of the comments feature in the sidebar. I am happy about this! HI EVERYONE ARE YOU A TOURIST? THERE IS/WAS THIS BAND CALLED THE BEATLES AND THEY CAME FROM ENGLAND SO HERE IS A POSTER OF THEM ON THE COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE [...]