Yesterday when I turned up to work everyone was all,”OMG ZACH – WHAT TIME ARE YOU MEANT TO START???? OMG WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO RING YOU BUT WE DON’T HAVE YOUR NUMBER BECAUSE IT’S IN THE MANAGER’S OFFICE AND IT IS LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE WEEKEND AND OMG WE THOUGHT YOU WERE MEANT TO BE [...]
So in between mad nethacking today I walked the dog. After our walk I kicked the tennis ball around the back yard because Ms. Dog was still all excited about walking or something. After doing that for a bit I just patted the hell out of my dog because I’m a nice guy, you know? [...]
FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO APPLY FOR FIVE JOBS IN THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF AND SEEK.CO.NZ IS FUCKING BROKEN OR SOME SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Tonight I am sick, and confined to bed. To ease my pain, I made the mistake of switching on the TV. Normally I stay well away from TV (apart from documentary/discovery/NBA highlights) so tonight I was somewhat unprepared for what I was about to witness. Target just finished. It was possibly the most retarded [...]
I the last two fools who commented on this thing copied the spelling of “assassin” from the first fool. Not withstanding their horrible spelling and grammar they fail because they were cheating. Normally I would be cool with cheating but they managed to take the wrong answer and that kind of stupidity cannot be allowed [...]
This was obviously an attack on me because she didn’t even try to pretend like she had any business over there on the other side of the road. Just meandered past me like, “I don’t go near your kind. You little fags carry disease.” Fuck old people.