IN LIEU OF JUST A BARRAGE OF INSULTS ETC. HERE IS A VIDEO

Dear film-makers, Just in case you’ve been at loss as to what a music video should look like, it should look like this. Yours, Zach.

BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE BLACK HOLE

i also worry about the youth of today because they’ll probably all turn into douchebags that still think ‘my girls’ is a musical landmark.

Reasons I worry about the youth of today #1: The children’s film Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is presented as historically accurate. WHAT THE SHIT? DINOSAURS AFTER SABRE-TOOTH TIGERS? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING WITH.

MY FAVOURITE PART IS THE “CLOUD.” THAT INTERNET LOOKS TO BE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY SPECIAL.

SUPERBROTHERS is/are a pixel art/film/studio creation who depict very modern and/or ambitious subjects in the pixel medium. SUPERBROTHERS manage to maintain a certain vitality in their work – even when largely depicting technology and/or office workers. This is the second film that SUPERBROTHERS have made. Unlike the first film, this is a light-hearted pseudo-history of [...]

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A DVD COPY OF WANTED, ANYWAY? THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

I the last two fools who commented on this thing copied the spelling of “assassin” from the first fool. Not withstanding their horrible spelling and grammar they fail because they were cheating. Normally I would be cool with cheating but they managed to take the wrong answer and that kind of stupidity cannot be allowed [...]

I CHOSE THE GREY SCENE BECAUSE IT FITS IN WITH THE GREY FEEL OF THE WEBSITE. NAH, JUST KIDDING. I DIDN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING AT ALL.

I don’t know how many of you kids read

IN WHICH I LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD

Last night I saw Kuro Obi. In English, Black Belt. I was pretty excited to see this movie because it said it was Japan’s answer to Ong Bak. I get pretty excited about fully legit fighting movies. I paid nine dollars to hire it out because I was at someone’s place without the internet (also [...]

DON’T LEAVE ME, JACKIE.

Jackie Chan fakes his accents in new and shit movies like Shanghai Knights. Ok, I love Jackie Chan, and I love fighting movies. But I hate Owen Wilson because he killed himself and my mum thinks he is “charming and funny.” One time my mum went to Rebel Sport on Moorhouse Ave / Colombo St [...]