while i was writing this i looked at the time on my mac and it said 4:20, to which i thought “bro, it’s 4:20 all the time for me” and took a hit of my massive dragon bong.

I haven’t blogged on sleep500 lately, mainly because I a) have been busy dealing with the traumatic experience that since December I was not on ‘school holidays’ but actually ‘the rest of my life’ and b) have been posting stuff on my Tumblr blog, which is less cool shit about blow jobs and more complaining [...]