In addition to Tumblr I have this thing that kind of goes hand in hand with it, called FormSpring, which is a forum for people to leave you anonymous messages re: you, them and “how many drugs have you taken lol”. But sometimes you get questions asked that make it kind of worthwhile, like stuff about porn stars! I thought this would be relevant to sleep500′s interests, since you all love a good tag team fucking.

Dear Katie, As a hip young thing and, more importantly, an intelligent young woman, what are your thoughts on Sasha Gray (the ‘new breed’ of pornstar)?

I actually watched a video of Sasha Gray so I could try answer this well (not that I have answered it well at all). I don’t have a PROBLEM with porn, I just don’t watch it, because I don’t have the urge to and because every time I’ve watched it I can’t get past how overwhelmingly fake it is. I guess guys are too busy focusing on their dicks to bother with the “OH. OH. OHHHH. FUCK. Oh.” apathetic ~outside voices~ the girls use.

Sasha Gray freaked me out a bit, I watched some video where two guys fucked her at once. When they both had their dicks in her vag (they started off one in each hole but I guess that wasn’t extreme enough) she looked directly into the camera saying things like “Oh. Baby. I am dirty.” completely monotone. It mainly just left me worried for her mental well being. In her mind she probably sees it as some kind of weird feminism – she’s being fucked and dominated by creepy guys in a pretty demeaning way, but she’s still in control of the camera and it’s hard to stop looking at her intense dead sex eyes. She’s a fierce independent woman with cum in her eye. I think that’s what she’s going for.

I’m not really sure where this is going. Porn is fucking weird. I think meeting Sasha Gray would be pretty interesting though, and seeing how she acts with a cup of tea in her mouth instead of a dick.

PS. Does it make me a real journalist because I did research? After the Sasha Grey video I watched a huge bald guy get his WHOLE HEAD in some chick’s vag. I didn’t really have any journalistic intentions while watching it, but that shit is messed up. If you want to watch it, I think it was called something like ‘man attempts to re-enter womb’.