PEOPLE IN THE RATINGS SCHEME THING DON’T GET THE GAME FOR SOME REASON SO IGNORE THEM

This morning I played Alphaland by Jonas Kyratzes and if you have ten minutes you should too. Auntie Pixelauntie posted about it so much of my enjoyment has been informed by her piece. I suggest watching the minus world youtube thing before playing Alphaland and consider the game in that context. Ready to get existential?

THIS FLASH GAME WAS OK. MOSTLY YOU CLICK A BUTTON THEN WAIT.

IF I SEE THAT CAT ONE MORE TIME

If I don’t leave the house for a while, I’m busy cat-trapping. TRAP THE PESKY CAT RIGHT HERE, PLAY NOWWWW Sorry, I know you guys have more important things to do than play this game.

I CHOSE THE GREY SCENE BECAUSE IT FITS IN WITH THE GREY FEEL OF THE WEBSITE. NAH, JUST KIDDING. I DIDN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING AT ALL.

I don’t know how many of you kids read