I GUESS IF THIS IS YOUR FACE ON MY INTERNET AND YOU DON’T LIKE IT I CAN PUT SOME BLACK OVER YOUR EYES. KEEN? [PART SEVEN]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND THIS GUY WAS ALL, “DON’T YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF ME!” AND STARTED FRONTIN’ SO I RAN AWAY. NICE HEADBAND I TOOK, LIKE, EIGHT DIFFERENT PHOTOS OF THIS NICE HEADBAND, SOZ. THIS IS MORE LIKE A NICE PONYTAILBAND. I THINK IT STILL COUNTS. NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND THIS IS [...]

I DIDN’T ASK ANYONE’S PERMISSION TO TAKE OR PUBLISH THESE PHOTOS. DO I NEED SOME KIND OF DISCLAIMER OR SOMETHING? [PART SIX]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND IS THIS A NICE HEADBAND COUPLE? NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE DREADBAND THIS ISN’T A NICE HEADBAND BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TIME THAT SLEEP500 BECOMES MORE AND MORE LIKE A PARTY PIXXX SITE [PART FIVE]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND THIS IS AN ESPECIALLY NICE HEADBAND THIS IS PROBABLY THE STANDARD FOR A NICE HEADBAND. BONUS FOR THE SHIRTLESS DUDE IN THE BACKGROUND. NICE LOLLIPOP NICE HEADBAND (BAD PHOTO) MORE AMATEUR HOUR ON THE PHOTOGRAPHING FRONT

SORRY IF SOME OF THESE PHOTOS ARE SHITTY. THEY COME FROM MY PHONE AND THEY ARE CANDID AS [PART FOUR].

THIS GUY IS STOKED TO BE PART OF THE NICE HEADBAND CREW I DON’T KNOW, THIS IS BASICALLY A NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND GETTING MASHED WITH NICE HEADBAND ACTION NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND

I WAS MEANT TO SPEND AGES DOING HEAPS AND HEAPS AND HEAPS OF RESIZING BUT THAT WAS TAKING TOO LONG AND I WASN’T GETTING PAID ENOUGH [PART THREE]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND GOTHS HAVE NICE HEADBANDS, TOO.

LOL HOW MUCH FILLER DO YOU THINK THIS IS? [PART TWO]

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I TOOK ALL OF THESE PHOTOS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE APART FROM THE ONE THAT IS DURING THE DAY [PART ONE]

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LOL BECAUSE YOU ARE USING THE TOILET PAPER

Paeroa is a small town in the North Island of New Zealand. If you drive from Auckland to a shitty coastal town you will probably pass through it. This is what passes for humour in Paeroa: Once you have visited the BP, the only other thing to do in Paeroa is go to the big [...]

UNEARTHING THE TRUTH! I AM THE NEW DEEPTHROAT, BUT SEXIER. WAAAAY SEXIER.

So, New Year’s Eve. I don’t know what you kiddies did for that whole thing but I went to Rhythm and Vines. I don’t know why I bothered, because I would have preferred to sit around at home on the internet. Actually, I probably would have preferred to sit around at home on dial-up internet. [...]