SLEEP500 » fuck twitter

FOR FUCK’S SAKE! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR INSATIABLE URGE TO CONSTANTLY TELL “THE WHOLE WORLD [READ: INTERNET]” WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING DOING? GO DIE.

Zach — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:55:47 +0000

NOOOOOOO MY FAVOURITE WEBCOMICS ARE STARTING TO POST TWITTER JOKES AND ARE USING TWITTER ACCOUNTS FOR EACH OF THE CHARACTERS AND THEN THOSE TWITTER ACCOUNTS ARE BEING REFERENCED ON OTHER WEBCOMICS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU, TWITTER.

TWITTER #18

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:08:00 +0000

Zach MY FACE HU8RTS

TWITTER #17

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:02:00 +0000

Zach some cunt wants a fight

TWITTER #16

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 11:27:00 +0000

Zach FUCK YEAH, PARTYYIGNGGF!!!

TWITTER #15

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 10:27:27 +0000

Zach I’M GOING PARRRRTYING

TWITTER #14

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 07:36:49 +0000

Zach you don’t need to be witty, you don’t need to be funny – just say what you see.

TWITTER #13

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 07:35:59 +0000

Zach someone invited me to dessert but didn’t tell me the venue.

TWITTER #12

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 06:13:19 +0000

Zach finally got wicd to work. Now I can wirelessly internet JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

TWITTER #11

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:58:00 +0000

Zach is happy because three of his webcomics update in two minutes!

TWITTER #10

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:47:00 +0000

Zach thinks who needs a product to market when you have yourself?

TWITTER #9

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:33:00 +0000

Zach JUST POSTED A BLOG! LOOK AT ME!!!!

TWITTER #8

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:31:00 +0000

Zach is about to post a blog!

TWITTER #7

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:44:00 +0000

Zach is just kidding! I fucking hate that place.

TWITTER #6

Zach — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 01:42:00 +0000

Zach is about to go outside.

TWITTER #5

Zach — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:37:00 +0000

Zach is just kidding! I’m still sleeping.

TWITTER #4

Zach — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:20:00 +0000

Zach is looking at the paper and is disappointed.

TWITTER #3

Zach — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:35:00 +0000

Zach is sleeping, sneakily. #fagss

TWITTER #2

Zach — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:34:00 +0000

Zach is one-handed-typing this shit.

TWITTER #1

Zach — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:08:44 +0000

Zach gets so mad he breaks his own site.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Zach — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:56:02 +0000

When I was in the US everyone was ALL ABOUT Twitter. Now I’m at home, more and more people are starting to hop on the bandwagon.

FUCK TWITTER, FUCK ‘TWEETING’, FUCK ‘TWEEPLE’, FUCK ALL OF THAT. WHEN SOCIAL NETWORKING BECOMES SOCIAL MARKETING, THE LINE BETWEEN BEING A FUCKING DICKBAG WHO INDULGES IN SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION FIVE TO TWENTY TIMES A DAY AND ‘NORMAL’ BECOMES SO BLURRED THAT NO ONE CAN GIVE YOU AN ANSWER AS TO WHETHER THIS IS THE NORM OR NOT. BUT, FUCK ME, THEY WILL TRY.

I am so fucking mad about this. In fact, I am going to run “sleep500dotcom” twitter for the next couple of days because I am a big pile of shit.