TWITTER #9
Zach JUST POSTED A BLOG! LOOK AT ME!!!!
TWITTER #8
Zach is about to post a blog!
TWITTER #7
Zach is just kidding! I fucking hate that place.
TWITTER #6
Zach is about to go outside.
TWITTER #5
Zach is just kidding! I’m still sleeping.
TWITTER #4
Zach is looking at the paper and is disappointed.
TWITTER #3
Zach is sleeping, sneakily. #fagss
TWITTER #2
Zach is one-handed-typing this shit.
TWITTER #1
Zach gets so mad he breaks his own site.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
When I was in the US everyone was ALL ABOUT Twitter. Now I’m at home, more and more people are starting to hop on the bandwagon. FUCK TWITTER, FUCK ‘TWEETING’, FUCK ‘TWEEPLE’, FUCK ALL OF THAT. WHEN SOCIAL NETWORKING BECOMES SOCIAL MARKETING, THE LINE BETWEEN BEING A FUCKING DICKBAG WHO INDULGES IN SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION FIVE [...]