YEAH, AND AFTERWARDS THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND SHE IS IN THE SHOWROOM AND THERE IS A DUDE WITH A MOP AND A BUCKET AND A CAMERAPHONE AND A BONER.
Have you kids heard about furries? They are old news on the internet and this one time I read about them in The Press, so they are probably sort of mainstream by now – I am not really sure because I either spend all of my time on aeroplanes because I am a motherfucking jetsetter, [...]