THE BEST “TAKE ME BACK” EMAILS I GET ARE FROM THE BEST GIRLFRIEND I NEVER HAD: THE INTERNET.

Dear itcreeps, Okay, I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I feel like I have to give it a try. So, here goes: I was hanging out the other night, listening to some old mp3s, and I was just overcome with memories of when we used to hang out all the time. Remember? [...]

SO THEN I CLOSE STEAM AND TRY TO RE-OPEN IT BUT APPARENTLY IT’S BROKEN OR SOMETHING. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO LAUNCH SOFTWARE – THE BROKEN WAY.

GAMING GETS YOU GIRLS NO JOKE. WANT TO COME AROUND AND WATCH ME SLAY KOBOLDS IN THE DUNGEONS OF DOOM?

THIS IS WHAT AN ACTUAL “GEEK” LOVE STORY IS LIKE. WITHOUT SPOILING ANYTHING THERE IS NO FUCKING FUCKYEAHGEEKGIRLS.TUMBLR.COM TO BE SEEN

It’s been kicking around the internet for a month or so now and I finished it on the plane just then – Digital is a love story set “five minutes into the future” of 1988 carried out over the BBS. The interface is based on the Amiga 1.3 Workstation and it has everything from scanlines [...]

7 REASONS WHY PERFECT DARK IS BETTER THAN GOLDENEYE

7 Reasons Why Perfect Dark Is Better Than GoldenEye: Gameplay; multiplayer; missions; aliens; the Carrington Institute; Dark sims; disarming NPCs.

IN THIS ONE BIT I HAD NO AMMUNITION FOR ANY OF MY GUNS AND I HAD TO RUN PAST A BLACK HEADCRAB THING AND A BLACK HEADCRAB ZOMBIE. I NEARLY DIED (IRL). <3 MY FRIENDS FOR BEING THERE WITH ME.

Tonight was a night I got drunk and made people watch me play Ravenholm because Ravenholm is too scary to be played on one’s own then I got carried away and played HL2 for another whole hour or so but it was super fun and I think this is a game that I will actually [...]

IF I SEE THAT CAT ONE MORE TIME

If I don’t leave the house for a while, I’m busy cat-trapping. TRAP THE PESKY CAT RIGHT HERE, PLAY NOWWWW Sorry, I know you guys have more important things to do than play this game.

I WAS JUST HANGING OUT BUILDING SOME PEASANTS TO FARM FOR ME AND SUDDENLY WHAT THE FUCK HERE COMES A FUCKING ARMY – GO GET ‘EM, ONE MILITIA DUDE.

Yesterday I did the geekiest thing I have probably ever done in my life and I got my ass kicked doing it. We played a LAN of AOE2: Age of Kings and it turns out that my friends are waaaaay fucking better at RTSes than I am – especially Sam. Fuck you, Sam. Next time [...]

I CALLED MY CHARACTER “ROB DONEY”. IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO THINK THAT MY DAD WILL BE RECOVERING THE WATER SYSTEM CHIP THAT VAULT 13 SO DESPERATELY NEEDS.

So… While we wait around for something to happen with our hosting and domain I guess this site is still working (I guess that means we’re still paying our old hosting some kind of money) so I guess that means I can blog! Things I have achieved recently: Installed a download manager thing called Aria [...]

OH MAN IT WAS SOOOO EXCITING! WHEN THAT TELEPORT TRAP HAPPENED I WAS LIKE, “OHFUCKNO” AND THEN A PACK OF GREY ELVES RAPED MY ASS ON MY WAY BACK DOWN. GRRRRRRRRR

Do I even need to say anything? (I got to level 21! Yay! P.S. fuck you, teleport trap.)