PEOPLE IN THE RATINGS SCHEME THING DON’T GET THE GAME FOR SOME REASON SO IGNORE THEM

This morning I played Alphaland by Jonas Kyratzes and if you have ten minutes you should too. Auntie Pixelauntie posted about it so much of my enjoyment has been informed by her piece. I suggest watching the minus world youtube thing before playing Alphaland and consider the game in that context. Ready to get existential?

BUY LOW SELL HIGH I’D LIKE TO MEET YOUR WIFE BUY LOW SELL HIGH

Cute graphics, evil story. You know the drill.

IF YOU HOVER OVER THE PROGRESS BARS IT SHOWS YOU PERCENTAGES OF PROGRESS!

YOU CAN PLAY IT ON THE INTERNET WITH NO INSTALLATION OR WHATEVER. I PREFER THE DOWNLOAD.

ProgressQuest is an RPG with the player abstracted out of it, or something. I find playing this game very therapeutic. There seems to be an active community and leaderboards and whatnot. Fuck that, I don’t need to know that I’m the 258th Mage Illusioner in the Expodrine Realm to know that I’m a fucking boss. [...]

THE STANDARD MINECRAFT TILESET REMINDS ME OF DOOM95 AND DOOM95 REMINDS ME OF S A T A N .

MINECRAF† UNHOLY TRINTY

THE BEST “TAKE ME BACK” EMAILS I GET ARE FROM THE BEST GIRLFRIEND I NEVER HAD: THE INTERNET.

Dear itcreeps, Okay, I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I feel like I have to give it a try. So, here goes: I was hanging out the other night, listening to some old mp3s, and I was just overcome with memories of when we used to hang out all the time. Remember? [...]

SO THEN I CLOSE STEAM AND TRY TO RE-OPEN IT BUT APPARENTLY IT’S BROKEN OR SOMETHING. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO LAUNCH SOFTWARE – THE BROKEN WAY.

GAMING GETS YOU GIRLS NO JOKE. WANT TO COME AROUND AND WATCH ME SLAY KOBOLDS IN THE DUNGEONS OF DOOM?

THIS IS WHAT AN ACTUAL “GEEK” LOVE STORY IS LIKE. WITHOUT SPOILING ANYTHING THERE IS NO FUCKING FUCKYEAHGEEKGIRLS.TUMBLR.COM TO BE SEEN

It’s been kicking around the internet for a month or so now and I finished it on the plane just then – Digital is a love story set “five minutes into the future” of 1988 carried out over the BBS. The interface is based on the Amiga 1.3 Workstation and it has everything from scanlines [...]

7 REASONS WHY PERFECT DARK IS BETTER THAN GOLDENEYE

7 Reasons Why Perfect Dark Is Better Than GoldenEye: Gameplay; multiplayer; missions; aliens; the Carrington Institute; Dark sims; disarming NPCs.