IN THIS ONE BIT I HAD NO AMMUNITION FOR ANY OF MY GUNS AND I HAD TO RUN PAST A BLACK HEADCRAB THING AND A BLACK HEADCRAB ZOMBIE. I NEARLY DIED (IRL). <3 MY FRIENDS FOR BEING THERE WITH ME.

Tonight was a night I got drunk and made people watch me play Ravenholm because Ravenholm is too scary to be played on one’s own then I got carried away and played HL2 for another whole hour or so but it was super fun and I think this is a game that I will actually [...]

IF I SEE THAT CAT ONE MORE TIME

If I don’t leave the house for a while, I’m busy cat-trapping. TRAP THE PESKY CAT RIGHT HERE, PLAY NOWWWW Sorry, I know you guys have more important things to do than play this game.

I WAS JUST HANGING OUT BUILDING SOME PEASANTS TO FARM FOR ME AND SUDDENLY WHAT THE FUCK HERE COMES A FUCKING ARMY – GO GET ‘EM, ONE MILITIA DUDE.

Yesterday I did the geekiest thing I have probably ever done in my life and I got my ass kicked doing it. We played a LAN of AOE2: Age of Kings and it turns out that my friends are waaaaay fucking better at RTSes than I am – especially Sam. Fuck you, Sam. Next time [...]

I CALLED MY CHARACTER “ROB DONEY”. IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO THINK THAT MY DAD WILL BE RECOVERING THE WATER SYSTEM CHIP THAT VAULT 13 SO DESPERATELY NEEDS.

So… While we wait around for something to happen with our hosting and domain I guess this site is still working (I guess that means we’re still paying our old hosting some kind of money) so I guess that means I can blog! Things I have achieved recently: Installed a download manager thing called Aria [...]

OH MAN IT WAS SOOOO EXCITING! WHEN THAT TELEPORT TRAP HAPPENED I WAS LIKE, “OHFUCKNO” AND THEN A PACK OF GREY ELVES RAPED MY ASS ON MY WAY BACK DOWN. GRRRRRRRRR

Do I even need to say anything? (I got to level 21! Yay! P.S. fuck you, teleport trap.)

YASD BECAUSE I FUCKING DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO EAT THAT PIECE OF SHIT. I WAS SO FUCKING MAD FOR ABOUT SIX MINUTES AND THEN I WAS ASLEEP.

Friday night, eh? Partytimes? What kept you awake until 3am?

I WAS FUCKING MAD ABOUT THE GNOME LORD THING BECAUSE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT IT ALONE. INSTEAD I DECIDED TO EAT IT TO KEEP MY STRENGTH UP. YASD 4 LIFE.

Yo! I just started playing NETHACK, which is probably the hardest actual game that I’ve ever played in my life. Because I am too legit to quit, I play this shit without a GUI (GUIs are for pussies who like “3D” and “physics engines” and “bloom” and “shiny”) I couldn’t be bothered making a nice [...]

I THINK THAT I’VE BLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT I USED THE SEARCH FUNCTION AND DIDN’T FIND ANYTHING, SO I GUESS I’M IN THE CLEAR.

The other day my other favourite blog (still <3 you CH5) posted a fun little list of fun things that you can do for free on the Internet that aren’t porn or social networking (because social networking is more like work than fun). I played that jumpman game heaps and heaps and it reminded me [...]

IN WHICH I BREAK UP WITH MINESWEEPER.

THIS WEBCOMIC/GAME IS REALLY, REALLY FUNNY.

I don’t know. It’s Christmas Eve, I was almost asleep twenty minutes ago. Click on the picture to start to read Problem Sleuth. MS Paint Adventures blurs the line between game and webcomic. I have read this comic for two days straight. Make sure you have cookies enabled and remember to save your game.