• Dirty, whitetrash skinheads:
  Methamphetamines
• Smelly, lazy Maori/FOBs:
  Weed
• Really intelligent, but possessing no grace whatsoever, ever-encroaching tide of Asians:
  Guns

Fuelled by a P, the whites and the browns fight to the death out on the streets with guns they buy off the Asians. After a week or so when they run out of supplies (can’t cook P while you’re on P, go figure) they smoke the pot from the forest and national park land owned by the Ngai Tahu. The instability is introduced by more race-hate. When the whites/brown get bored they go cruising for some sweet head units and automobile-mounted DVD players. They get these from the Asians’ cars. This pisses off the Asians and they raise prices:

“Ok, my car got ripped off last weekend so today I only have .22 and Glock, infrated 200%.”
“Aw, bro! Stink, bro!”
“Well, if you want shoot cracker dees weekend you got pay for it because I’m going to have drive my udder RX-7. Wan without DVD prayer. I trust you understand why I have to laise plices.”
“Nah, bro. I jus’ need a .9, cuz. Have a toke of this, bro.”
“Weed is for rosers.”
“FUCK YOU, GOOK – I’LL JUST MAKE A SHIV OUT OF SOME OLD FURNITURE OR SOMETHING.”
“By arr means. Just don’t come around here or I’ll bro your razy ass back to Samoa.”
“FUCK YOU, SLIT-EYED, RACIST, PIECE-OF-SHIT NIP!”

What is the moral of this post?

• A) Racism makes the world go ’round?
• B) Zach is racist.
• C) I ate a Chupa-Chup for the first time in a while from this bag of them I bought for really cheap but it was kind of too sweet and now I feel a bit sick and my mouth feels gross.
• D) Being racist makes you a piece of shit.
• E) Where the white women at?