THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD APPRECIATE STAYING ON THE BLEEDING EDGE OF BROWSER DEVELOPMENT

MAN IT’S SO AWESOME, THOUGH! FUUUUUUUUUU SO MANY POSSIBILITIES! IF ONLY IT WORKED A BIT FASTER…

I like Google Wave. I like it a lot BUT I don’t have much to do on there because approximately zero (0) of my friends / co-workers respond to my fucking invites. Maybe it’s something to do with this.

YOU CAN REFRESH YOUR FONT CACHE ON DEBIAN WITH ‘SUDO FC-CACHE -FV’. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Here is a tool that will make fckbk a bit more fun for you kids who can’t be bothered memorising entire unicode ASCII input character maps (I made that phrase up but it’s probably kind of true). 2keystrokes is a virtual keyboard that has basically every character ever (and more) so it should be pretty [...]

I WAS JUST HANGING OUT BUILDING SOME PEASANTS TO FARM FOR ME AND SUDDENLY WHAT THE FUCK HERE COMES A FUCKING ARMY – GO GET ‘EM, ONE MILITIA DUDE.

Yesterday I did the geekiest thing I have probably ever done in my life and I got my ass kicked doing it. We played a LAN of AOE2: Age of Kings and it turns out that my friends are waaaaay fucking better at RTSes than I am – especially Sam. Fuck you, Sam. Next time [...]

YOU COULD USE THE COMMENT FEATURE IN THE SIDEBAR – OH NO, WAIT! I DELETED THAT SHIT!

Alright, you know how certain volumes and shit have names to make them easier to say? 250ml is a cup; 125ml is half-a-cup; 1000ml is a litre etc? Ok, so what is the term for 1125ml, the volume of a bottle of spirits? Because Katherine Mansfield wrote that a writer’s job was “not so much [...]

ACTUALLY I DIDN’T EVEN GET UP TO THE METAPHOR STAGE. I JUST LOOKED AT THE THREE SENTENCES I’D WRITTEN AND REACHED FOR THE “dG” KEY COMBINATION.

I just ate steak and chips and I was going to write a big, manly blog to go with my meal but I ran out of metaphors for sexual repression so I decided to write one long sentence instead of three or four long paragraphs and throw an image from the internet in there for [...]

I DID THIS BECAUSE I WANTED PROGMAN.EXE WHICH DOESN’T EVEN WORK IN XP SP2 RAAAAAAAAAGE

Today we are going to learn how to install Windows 3.11 in a virtual machine. The machine provided in the .rar is Windows Virtual PC 2004. I have included the 2004 model because they dropped support for DOS in the 2007 update. I don’t really know if this matters that much (it probably doesn’t) but [...]