Last night I had a dream in which I was playing the new virtual reality GTA (as yet unreleased) and I raped a hooker. If it makes you feel better not only did I pull out, but I woke up before I could come.

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Do you remember high school? I sort of do. There were knights and dragons and princesses and towers and the wrong towers and fireballs and turtles and the wand of seasons and fairy-holes and enchanted forests. There weren’t any save-points which made playing the game pretty hard. The purists said that this was what made [...]

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