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LITTLE NOTES THAT INCLUDE CREDIT CARD NUMBERS AND ESTIMATED DATES OF BIRTH

Zach — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:41:07 +0000

HAVE YOU KIDS SEEN THIS SHIT? I challenge you to find anything funnier on the internet posted today.

Grammar aside, how funny is this as a pull quote?

All of this [hacking] had been done within 30-40 minutes. Could of been faster if I didn’t stop to laugh so much.

Yesterday some lady laughed at me when I smelled her espresso before giving it to her. I smell nearly everything I serve to people because sometimes I don’t do the best job of making their orders but you can smell a shitty coffee if you can’t see from the crema or you missed the start of the extraction.

Rather than explain this to the lady I just looked a bit embarrassed and now she believes that I am some weird kid who only has a hospitality job so he can smell everyone’s orders. I made sure she was watching when I smelled everyone else’s orders AND when I turned around to write the draft of this bit of this post. Now she thinks I smell everyone’s drinks and write small, sinister notes about each one.

LAWSUIT PENDING OR ALL OUT WAR?

Zach — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:49:01 +0000

Today I was going to blog about cyberterrorism but doing my Google research became tedious very quickly. I’m pretty sure you kiddies don’t want to read shit that I didn’t enjoy writing so I aborted. One thing I did find hilarious was this:

“At this point, terrorists are using the Internet more than they are attacking it” (http://www.adl.org/Terror/focus/16_focus_a.asp).

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When was the last time you attacked the Internet?

Did he come to TP your house? Did you call the cops like Glyn Maclean did when some kids prank called Yulia? Did he try to fight you outside Shooters when you were just trying to party and get past the bouncers? Did he not give way to you when you were turning right into your street but he was at a “GIVE WAY” sign? Did you pull a knife on him in an alley and go, “Give me your fucking wallet or I’ll shank you, bitch.”
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Maybe since 1998 terrorists are attacking the Internet more than they are using it because surely the role of a terrorist is to spread and perpetuate terror?

Steve Jobs openly posts bulletins trying to recruit cyberterrorists on MySpace. He even has a pics folder for recruits (Steve knows the FBI run fckbk):

Sources suggest, however that is not only people who think they are “artists” who contribute to the threat level of the Internet:

I know about DDoS attacks, yes, etc but I don’t think that is “attacking the Internet.” DDoSing is annoying because one time it happened to my ISP and I couldn’t use the Internet properly for half an hour.

Whoops, I blogged about cyberterrorism. Please don’t abandon ship – Goss will be funny, I promise.

OH MY CRIKEY

Goss — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:56:08 +0000

More on the “Sarah Palin is a whore” story.
Or just the one where someone got bored and wanted to read her junk email.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4702525a12.html

LOLZ LOOK IT WAS ALL JUST POLITICAL CHEEKINESS THE HOOOOOOOLE TIME, SOME KID WHOZ DAD IS IS IS POLITICALISH JUST THOUGHT HE’D TRY MAX OUT HIS STEEZ POINTS AND HELP DADDY OUT SO HE WOULD GET MORE POCKET MONEYS.

Does this seem to like the FB-motherfucking-I are clutching at straws here?

Oh, and lol at the owner of the “anonymity” service, who handed over the logs to the FBI. Seriously man, top notch, everyone will be using your service way more now.

Beedrill will now sum up how I feel about this story still being newsworthy.
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