IN WHICH I LEARN A LESSON INVOLVING TIME MANAGEMENT, NUTRITION AND NAUSEA.
ZACH – 1 (own goal). MCDONALD’S – OVER 99 BILLION SERVED.
BENJAMIN FRANLKIN, I ADORE YOU / IF IT AIN’T ABOUT MONEY, BABY, I IGNORE YOU
So I was talking to Goss today about cash monies and we came up with a sweeter plan. Get laid ⇒ get aids ⇒ get the sickness benefit ⇒ get paid. AIDs = $$$ =
IT MUST BE PRETTY HARD TRYING TO SNEAK A HI-RES PHOTO OF YOUR DICK INTO THE BOX BUT, WAIT THAT IS FUNNY ENOUGH AS IT IS.
At Campus Health, the place at Canterbury University for getting your methadone fix, there is a anonymous comments box. I guess this is for students to have some kind of way to pass messages to someone about the quality of the service they received on their way to their methadone fix. Yeah, anyway – this [...]