I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS CRAIGLIST FOR NEW ZEALAND BEFORE TODAY. NOW THAT I DO YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO BE CHECKING IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Today some lady caught me checking out on some other middle-aged lady. I guess she thought I was checking out on her ass but I was actually checking out on her shoes: Should’ve busted this on her: But anyway, I want to find these heels so bad. You guys might be able to help me [...]

BEFORE VANILLA IS TRANSFORMED INTO YOUR MILKSHAKE OR ICECREAM OR WHATEVER IT IS BLACK SO YOU SHOULD DEFS GET BLACK ONES.

I don’t care if it makes me a sadist but I love it when girls wear high heels. There are, of course, some simple guidelines to follow when choosing high heels for your next night out standing in line at Shooters. 1) Keep it simple: Just like a vanilla milkshake they need to be subtly [...]

WATCH OUT, GIRLS – ONE SIMPLE WARDROBE RELATED MISTAKE AND YOU COULD BASICALLY BE IN ANYONE’S LEAGUE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone [...]