can i put ‘sleep500 intern’ on my cv? does it equal barista training?

My first appearance in the world of sleep500 was when Zach was trying to figure out what geek chic was and why it existed and why it was built on horrible lies. It was kind of like I was being ushered in for a bigger role even then, like Amy in season three of Buffy [...]

YEAH THAT IS RIGHT I HAVE FUCKING INTERNS. I ALSO HAVE A CHAUFFEUR AND A HOT, ASIAN MASSEUSE. HOT GEEKS: PART THREE.

So I’ve been doing a bit of research using the Internet, my eyes and ears and one of my interns and it seems that geek chic is just some bullshit that the fashion industry has concocted. This is what my intern said: “The thing about geek chic is that the people who do it are [...]

MICHELLE WROTE MOST OF THIS POST AND EMAILED IT TO ME. HOT GEEKS: PART TWO.

This is the first official sleep500 co-lab. REMIX ZACH VS MICHELLE. Geeks are fucking cool. Sometimes girls that probably aren’t geeks/smart/running the world can be cool too. Especially when they dress kinda like geeks,which makes them look smart and authentic enough to run the world. More girls should dress like this chick, she really shows [...]

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE AND YOU JUST KNOW THAT THEY ARE KILLING IT: PART ONE.

As you all know, geeks are the people that run our lives. This was not true a couple of years ago but as our dependence on the Internet increases, so does our dependence on geeks. With this in mind, it would be a good life choice to get to know and understand geeks better. I [...]