DO YOU KIDS…

… HAVE CONNECTIONS IN THE FABRIC PRINTING INDUSTRY? HELLO READERS THAT HOPEFULLY HAVEN’T ABANDONED US DURING THE INTERNET FAMINE OF AUGUST 2009! I WANT ONE OF THESE: BUT OF THIS GIRL: Stores, quotes, queries etc can be emailed to me. Thanks, everyone.

I WONDER WHAT SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE SHE BROWSING ON THAT COMPUTER? I’M SO KEEN, BRO – I BET SHE HATES FCKBK AS WELL!!!

Dear Girls, I you don’t look like the above I don’t think I’m going to bother anymore. Yours, Zach.

AT LEAST THOSE PEOPLE HAVE MAD PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ, I GUESS. I’VE ONLY GOT SICK LINUX TRICKS (LIE) AND NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT LINUX.

Dear “Hipster Run-off,” When I read your blog for a month or so I thought it was really funny. Now I don’t. Yours, Zach.

HOW DID THEY NOT GET ARRESTED? NAKED CHICKS SINGING ABOUT JUSTICE AND ABLETON AND GASPARD AND YELLE AND SHIT. FAR OUTIES.

Must blog before I pass out or before I lose the ability to construct a coherent sentence, actually – fuck it. I’m going to blog this as an audio file. NON – save that for another day. Watch this: EDIT: Apparently HRO (the real HRO – not those blogspot.com versions of it) blogged about this [...]

WATCH OUT, GIRLS – ONE SIMPLE WARDROBE RELATED MISTAKE AND YOU COULD BASICALLY BE IN ANYONE’S LEAGUE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone [...]

ALTHOUGH THE CLUB WAS REALLY EXCLUSIVE THEY STILL PLAYED MGMT AND BRITNEY SPEARS AND SHIT AND I THINK HE PLAYED A COUPLE OF SONGS TWICE.

Oh man, I don’t know if any of you have been to Milan but holy fuck that place is crazy. For every flaccid, saggy boob in the UK there are about three drop-dead girls who make NZ’s Next Top Model finalists look like morgue attendants. We played this club where they charged everyone €20 before [...]

DID YOU KIDS GROW UP ON FARMS?