CAN’T QUITE REMEMBER WHERE THIS CAME FROM, LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF DOWNLOAD SITE. I CONSIDER THIS TO BE A TYPICAL REPRESENTATION OF MOST INTERNETEES’ INTERESTS.
Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:
IMAGINE WHAT WEB DEVELOPERS WOULD GET TO DO! THEY’D PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE COURSES IN ARCHITECTURE OR SOMETHING: “HERE IS THE ATRIUM OF THE SITE.”
Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out.
For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am proposing [...]
THE FUNNY PART OF THIS BLOG IS THAT I REALISED THAT I CONSIDER “OUTSIDE” TO BE “OUTSIDE MY ROOM.”
Today I played the shittest flash game in the world for more than an hour which I only realised when the game printed this little “Achievement Unlocked!” thing which read
Played for 60 minutes!
This depressed so profoundly that I actually had to get up and leave the Internet for a while.
TITLE TEXT, TITLE TEXT – YOU’RE MEANT TO READ THIS AFTER YOU READ THE POST (PROTIPS!!!)
Ok, so a couple of days I saw this post in my feed reader from Google that lets Google Friends (or anyone, depending on your preferences) post comments on your site. Ideally I’d throw this on the end of every item so you could comment on it but I’m not sure how this gadget handles [...]
A DISCOURSE ON CHOOSING THE BEST BROWSER FOR YOUR SLEEP500 PLEASURE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
[PART FOUR] IT’S TIME TO TAKE THOSE BROWSER-BASED SERVICES YOU USE AND MAKE THEM WORK IN LITTLE PROGRAMMES SO YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR LIFE/COMPUTER.
As far as I can tell, you kiddies use the Internet for reading blogs, writing blogs, checking your email and fckbk. A big part of this Internettage involves you talking to one another on various chat platforms. I guess not very many people use things like MSN or AIM anymore because your favourite web-based applications [...]
YOUNG MONEY – A MILLI, A MILLI, A MILLI, A MILLI, (RPT AS NECC)
Banks suck because they are all basically the same and I can never manage to organise my way to them without debilitating anxiety and stress. The Internet is much better because it means I don’t have to leave my room so I stay pretty happy.
Internet banking is something my Dad is kind of scared [...]
ONE DAY I WILL LAUNCH MY VERY OWN SITE WITH NO CODE FROM ANY ONLINE PROVIDER OR CMS (ACTUALLY, I HAVE – BUT YOU’LL NEVER FIND IT)
Right now I’m pretty tired of being on the dole. I have a couple of interviews tomorrow but I also have to apply for four more jobs by tomorrow or they’ll cut my benefit for the week. I’ve used up all of the jobs on SEEK. I guess I’ll have to go elsewhere for employment [...]
HOW TO USE AN RSS AGGREGATOR WITHOUT BEING LAMER ABOUT IT
So I was talking to B Cool when I was in Wellington over the weekend and I was saying something about RSS readers (aggregators). You may have noticed that the other I utilized some of my spare time and got a couple of RSS feed links up in the sidebar.
There are heaps and heaps and [...]