AS PER MY PREVIOUS POST, HERE IS A SCRIPT THAT WILL HIDE THE STYUPID CAPTIONS ON THE SCREENSHOTS OF DESPAIR TUMBLR.

You’ll need Stylish for Firefox or Chrome. Go to your add-on/extension management or whatever, then “User Styles” and “Write New Style”. Then throw this bad-boy in there: /* * Hides the captions for the photos on Screenshots Of Despair * (they were rather trying) */ @-moz-document url-prefix(http://screenshotsofdespair.tumblr.com/){ .photoCaption { display: none !important; } }

NO DICKS IN THIS ONE, KIDS. I KNOW YOU’RE JUST THINKING OF YOUR NEXT CRAPPY STATUS UPDATE/TWEET/STATUS UPDATE THAT AUTOMATICALLY TWEETS.

Most of the universities in New Zealand are on holiday now and that means there are countless hours of vital processing going wasted by fertile minds. To combat the stagnation of your neural pathways (remember: use it or lose it) here are two excellent essays: Tim Berners-Lee (he created the world-wide web): Long Live The [...]

HEY, GUYS! HEY! HEY, GUYS! I FOUND OUT WHY NEW ZEALAND’S INTERNET IS A BIG LOAD OF SHIT! (IT’S A HARDWARE THING)

If anyone has been wondering why the internet in New Zealand sucks and isn’t getting better, this is the reason: The Internet is physically stored on servers (most of which are in the U.S.A. Go here and search some sites for proof) and is distributed to our computers all around the world through these submarine [...]

THE BEST “TAKE ME BACK” EMAILS I GET ARE FROM THE BEST GIRLFRIEND I NEVER HAD: THE INTERNET.

Dear itcreeps, Okay, I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I feel like I have to give it a try. So, here goes: I was hanging out the other night, listening to some old mp3s, and I was just overcome with memories of when we used to hang out all the time. Remember? [...]

SERIOUSLY, I WAS JUST CHECKING OUT ON MY WEBMASTER TOOL THINGS AND SOMEONE HAD LEFT ME A PRESENT

CAN’T QUITE REMEMBER WHERE THIS CAME FROM, LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF DOWNLOAD SITE. I CONSIDER THIS TO BE A TYPICAL REPRESENTATION OF MOST INTERNETEES’ INTERESTS.

Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:

IMAGINE WHAT WEB DEVELOPERS WOULD GET TO DO! THEY’D PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE COURSES IN ARCHITECTURE OR SOMETHING: “HERE IS THE ATRIUM OF THE SITE.”

Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out. For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am [...]

THE FUNNY PART OF THIS BLOG IS THAT I REALISED THAT I CONSIDER “OUTSIDE” TO BE “OUTSIDE MY ROOM.”

Today I played the shittest flash game in the world for more than an hour which I only realised when the game printed this little “Achievement Unlocked!” thing which read

Played for 60 minutes!

This depressed so profoundly that I actually had to get up and leave the Internet for a while.

TITLE TEXT, TITLE TEXT – YOU’RE MEANT TO READ THIS AFTER YOU READ THE POST (PROTIPS!!!)

Ok, so a couple of days I saw this post in my feed reader from Google that lets Google Friends (or anyone, depending on your preferences) post comments on your site. Ideally I’d throw this on the end of every item so you could comment on it but I’m not sure how this gadget handles [...]

A DISCOURSE ON CHOOSING THE BEST BROWSER FOR YOUR SLEEP500 PLEASURE

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