Dear itcreeps, Okay, I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I feel like I have to give it a try. So, here goes: I was hanging out the other night, listening to some old mp3s, and I was just overcome with memories of when we used to hang out all the time. Remember? [...]
Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:
Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out. For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am [...]
Today I played the shittest flash game in the world for more than an hour which I only realised when the game printed this little “Achievement Unlocked!” thing which read
Played for 60 minutes!
This depressed so profoundly that I actually had to get up and leave the Internet for a while.
Ok, so a couple of days I saw this post in my feed reader from Google that lets Google Friends (or anyone, depending on your preferences) post comments on your site. Ideally I’d throw this on the end of every item so you could comment on it but I’m not sure how this gadget handles [...]
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As far as I can tell, you kiddies use the Internet for reading blogs, writing blogs, checking your email and fckbk. A big part of this Internettage involves you talking to one another on various chat platforms. I guess not very many people use things like MSN or AIM anymore because your favourite web-based applications [...]
Banks suck because they are all basically the same and I can never manage to organise my way to them without debilitating anxiety and stress. The Internet is much better because it means I don’t have to leave my room so I stay pretty happy. Internet banking is something my Dad is kind of scared [...]
Right now I’m pretty tired of being on the dole. I have a couple of interviews tomorrow but I also have to apply for four more jobs by tomorrow or they’ll cut my benefit for the week. I’ve used up all of the jobs on SEEK. I guess I’ll have to go elsewhere for employment [...]