IN WHICH I DISCOVER I AM A JEWISH VEGETARIAN WITH A TOOTHPASTE-BUKKAKE FETISH
This morning I was feeling particularly happy about being home so I went down to the butchers and bought a kilo of their Award Winning streaky bacon and the other ingredients essential to an English Breakfast. Anyway, the food part isn’t that exciting.
After cleaning up with Dove I got down to chilling on the internet. [...]