I’M SELLING OUT. HERE IS MY APPLICATION FOR AN MTV JOB. PLEASE DON’T ABANDON READERSHIP IN DROVES, OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OG.

PERKS: THERE ARE SOME TOTALLY BANGING ASIAN BABES WHO COME THROUGH THE AIRPORT. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT ME BUT WHATEVS.

Can’t sleep can’t sleep can’t sleep right now but I have a proposition for you: I’m going away – does any body want my job? It’s at the airport which is ages away from Mt Pleasant so you rich fucks need not apply. I whine about the early shifts because they fucking suxxor but the [...]

BUT IT SEEMS THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER APART FROM THE CRABBY OLD LADIES THAT TELL ME TO GET MY HAIR CUT/NOT WEAR JEANS/ETC

Well, I am no longer a member of that exclusive elite known as the Unemployment Benefitees. This marks the end of a pretty boring era in which I stayed at home and played Internet/Linux/NetHack/Blogging/Apply for five jobs on the internet every Friday before I ring WINZ to tell them about it. I got a job [...]

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FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO APPLY FOR FIVE JOBS IN THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF AND SEEK.CO.NZ IS FUCKING BROKEN OR SOME SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

CASH MONEY, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE I COME.

Right now I am JobSeeking™ because I am poor and being on the dole is kind of shitty. Anyway, I am trying to find a job that doesn’t suck ass. Today I chanced upon this excellent opportunity. I have submitted my C.V. and here it is for you all to see. This is my email [...]