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I’M SELLING OUT. HERE IS MY APPLICATION FOR AN MTV JOB. PLEASE DON’T ABANDON READERSHIP IN DROVES, OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OG.

Zach — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:56:31 +0000

PERKS: THERE ARE SOME TOTALLY BANGING ASIAN BABES WHO COME THROUGH THE AIRPORT. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT ME BUT WHATEVS.

Zach — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:28:47 +0000

Can’t sleep can’t sleep can’t sleep right now but I have a proposition for you:

I’m going away – does any body want my job?

It’s at the airport which is ages away from Mt Pleasant so you rich fucks need not apply. I whine about the early shifts because they fucking suxxor but the HR said that everyone wants the early shifts and she needs someone to work close which is 10am-6pm kind of deal.

The job is making coffee for Underground, so it would help if you could make coffee but if you can’t they’ll send you to training and they’ll pay for it. Actually, they’ll probably send you there anyway so just roll with it. It’s full time so around 40 hours a week. That should give you enough money to buy a 9mm and maybe the next week a bag of coke so you can make crack and get hustling.

If you think you are interested email me about it and I’ll put in a good word for you.

Soy = the taste of the destruction of the Amazon rainforest.
Milk = the taste of the exploitation of animals.
Coffee = the taste of third-world oppression.

BUT IT SEEMS THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER APART FROM THE CRABBY OLD LADIES THAT TELL ME TO GET MY HAIR CUT/NOT WEAR JEANS/ETC

Zach — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:20:29 +0000

Well, I am no longer a member of that exclusive elite known as the Unemployment Benefitees. This marks the end of a pretty boring era in which I stayed at home and played Internet/Linux/NetHack/Blogging/Apply for five jobs on the internet every Friday before I ring WINZ to tell them about it.

I got a job at the airport so if you are flying inter- this isn’t interesting. I am going to find a funny image and abort this unwanted foetus of a blog.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Zach — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:29:46 +0000

FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO APPLY FOR FIVE JOBS IN THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF AND SEEK.CO.NZ IS FUCKING BROKEN OR SOME SHIT
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

CASH MONEY, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE I COME.

Zach — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:24:15 +0000

Right now I am JobSeeking™ because I am poor and being on the dole is kind of shitty. Anyway, I am trying to find a job that doesn’t suck ass. Today I chanced upon this excellent opportunity.

I have submitted my C.V. and here it is for you all to see. This is my email to Jackie from the shitty webmail client that comes with our server. Ideally I would do this through GMail but I haven’t set that up yet and I don’t really know how.

This is the attached C.V.

Hopefully I get the job. If you have any leads for me, feel free to email me at zachATsleep500DOTcom