THANKS, BEN, FOR PUTTING THAT CRT MONITOR IN MY BED SO UPON ENTERING MY ROOM I WAS LIKE, “WHAT THE SHIT? THE CAT HAS SUDDENLY GROWN A GIANT TUMOUR!”

As part of the multitude of voices sounding out about current affairs I’d like to weigh in on why the fuck my ad blocker isn’t working anymore. This sucks. I basically gave up television because I lost the ability to filter out advertising – likewise radio – in favour of the Internet where you can [...]

I SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN – PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS SO YOU ARE PREPARED.

The message of the future is: “Realise Your Dreams.”

“DEES YOR BEG? DEES WAN? DEES YOR BEG?“

I don’t care what you say, but Cathay Pacific is the best airline to travel ANYWHERE on. They use Red Hat Linux for their in-flight entertainment and have nice, 16:9 screens with really good dpi settings and really nice colour that have a brightness setting that actually decreases the brightness (rather than just making the [...]

SEARCHING GOOGLE FOR “PIXEL BOOBS” AND “8 BIT BOOBS” AND “16 BIT BOOBS” WASN’T REALLY THAT HELPUL. I ENDED UP JUST GUESSING WHAT TITS LOOK LIKE BECAUSE I’VE NEV

Ok, everyone. I’m fucking sick of it. Please remember that if you are using PLURALS to use the word ARE. I would give a more technical explanation of this but they don’t teach grammar at high school in New Zealand and at University they expect you to already know about grammar. That is all. P.S. [...]

DID YOU KIDS KNOW THAT YOU CAN EMAIL THE PRESS STRAIGHT AFTER YOU READ SOMEONE’S LETTER WHILE YOU ARE STILL RAGING AND THEY PUBLISH IT THE NEXT DAY?

AND YOU THOUGH I HAD BECOME BORED OF TAKING SCREEN CAPS OF FCKBK! HA, HA, HA! NEVER, NOT EVER!

Although this isn’t the best example, this is the reason that people need to pass a basic literacy test each time they post a status update on fckbk. I know I am not perfect (as the RSS readers will know from the previous post) but at least I don’t think spelling is “something that you [...]

IN WHICH SANITY PREVAILS AND I CAN, ONCE AGAIN, VISIT GMAIL WITHOUT MY RAGE GAUGE HITTING RED. (RED FOR RAGE)

Well, I’m glad it’s over.

NOW I CAN’T STOP SEEING IT AND I AM REALLY, REALLY ANGRY ABOUT IT!!!!!!

Yo so I haven’t used gmail for a bit because I’ve been keeping things legit on the command line (one of the reasons I started playing nethack) but I logged in yesterday to find this: I searched around my settings for a bit but I didn’t find shit! I am pretty annoyed about this and [...]

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A DVD COPY OF WANTED, ANYWAY? THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

I the last two fools who commented on this thing copied the spelling of “assassin” from the first fool. Not withstanding their horrible spelling and grammar they fail because they were cheating. Normally I would be cool with cheating but they managed to take the wrong answer and that kind of stupidity cannot be allowed [...]

NICE WORK, GERMANY GUY. I DON’T REMEMBER YOUR NAME BUT I DO REMEMBER THIS.

When I was in Germany I mentioned that English was part of a family of languages called “Germanic languages.” He laughed at me and said there was “no such thing.” I was broswing Wikipedia while I write chapter two of my CLit and guess what I found? Anyway – this is some filler (rly?). Hopefully [...]