DEAR IDIOT-FUCKING GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND, Knee-high socks are not to be worn with stockings underneath. I know fashionising.com think it’s ok to wear stockings underneath as layering to add “a whole new dimension to an outfit.” A whole new dimension of stupid, perhaps, but not a whole new dimension of good. I know that [...]
The Best Thing About Blowjobs: Spit.
This morning I spent $3000 of not-quite-my money. This evening I read this and nearly died laughing. I’m trying to share it everywhere so just bear with me.
Yesterday T’Nealle, James, Charlie and I spent the better part of nine hours in what is basically a holding area for bad kids at Los Angeles International airport. I learned some important things: Never get a visa for the United States. Never. Just fill out one of the green slip things and tell them you’re [...]
The chick who sent this to me said: “You don’t have black people in NZ so you need to watch this.”
So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone [...]
At Campus Health, the place at Canterbury University for getting your methadone fix, there is a anonymous comments box. I guess this is for students to have some kind of way to pass messages to someone about the quality of the service they received on their way to their methadone fix. Yeah, anyway – this [...]
Yo so I was going to write some funny stuff about what I did last weekend but then I realised I wasn’t the Crackhouse 5 blog (obviously – there aren’t five of me) but I still want to tell you something. Fact of the Year At 4am Burger King resets all of the tills no [...]
Every day I get people asking/emailing/fckbking/myspacing/chatting/texting/*ing me about anime. “Where do I start?” “What is a good anime?” “I don’t want to be a fanboy but (x), (y), (z).” Here is a list of some good places to start: Cowboy Bebop Is a classic in the anime realm. Don’t know when it was made, don’t [...]