I STILL DON’T KNOW WHY YOU ALWAYS DIG TO CHINA BUT I GUESS I’LL NEVER FIND OUT.

From Futility Closet

SO THIS IS AN EMAIL THING THAT I SENT A DUDE WHO WANTED A 600-ODD WORD RAMBLE ABOUT WRITING LYRICS

I wrote most of the TF stuff really fast like a song a day kind of thing. Ever hear about MGMT just singing sounds over their music and then writing the lyrics to the sounds? I sometimes do that kind of thing. I think it’s important to have some kind of melodic idea. I wrote [...]

BUY LOW SELL HIGH I’D LIKE TO MEET YOUR WIFE BUY LOW SELL HIGH

Cute graphics, evil story. You know the drill.

WHEN I RECORDED VOCALS FOR THE BBE ALBUM THIS IS WHAT I USED TO “GET INTO THE ZONE”. THANKS, EMILY.

The emo bits are my lyrics.

DUNNO IF I’M GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT. I THINK I’LL JUST STAY IN AND LISTEN TO HOMEBREW RAP ABOUT HAVING NO MONEY BUT STILL BEING ABLE TO BUY WEED AND BEER ALL OF THE TIME.

HERE IS ANOTHER IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON ABOUT GRAMMAR IT IS SUPER INTERESTING AND YOU GUYS SHOULD DEFS LINK IT EVERYWHERE

Dove sent me this auction because he is on the lookout for hardware but I read between the lines and I think it’s going to be worth it for an entirely different reason: The extras are apostrophes.

TWO HUNDRED STONE COLD BANGERS FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY BROUGHT TO YOU BY SLEEP500 + JAMES FROM THE TRANSISTORS

James, Goss and I have compiled the greatest party playlist ever. Apologies for the mis-titled, misspelled bits but whatever. EDIT: I’m adding links. All of this stuff comes from the first page of google but here they are anyway. Two Hundred Party Bangers From SLEEP500 In Da Club – 50 Cent Sandstorm – Darude Boys [...]

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW BETTER THAN TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE THE WINDOWS AT GLASSONS?

DEAR IDIOT-FUCKING GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND, Knee-high socks are not to be worn with stockings underneath. I know fashionising.com think it’s ok to wear stockings underneath as layering to add “a whole new dimension to an outfit.” A whole new dimension of stupid, perhaps, but not a whole new dimension of good. I know that [...]

GAMING GETS YOU GIRLS NO JOKE. WANT TO COME AROUND AND WATCH ME SLAY KOBOLDS IN THE DUNGEONS OF DOOM?

THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOWJOBS

The Best Thing About Blowjobs: Spit.