FUCKING READ THIS SHIT BUT PROBABLY DON’T DO IT AT UNI OR WORK. OR DO, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
This morning I spent $3000 of not-quite-my money. This evening I read this and nearly died laughing. I’m trying to share it everywhere so just bear with me.
SOME CRAZY RUSSIAN GUY ALL IN BLACK WAS RAGING ABOUT HIS DOG NOT BEING FED FOR TWENTY HOURS. HE WAS ALL, “IT MIGHT DIE.” AND I WAS LIKE, “DUDE, THEY SEDATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. THE DOG DOESN’T CARE.”
Yesterday T’Nealle, James, Charlie and I spent the better part of nine hours in what is basically a holding area for bad kids at Los Angeles International airport. I learned some important things: Never get a visa for the United States. Never. Just fill out one of the green slip things and tell them you’re [...]
I DIDN’T FIND THIS, I GET NO BLOG-CRED FOR THIS. FIFTEEN THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND FOURTY-FOUR PEOPLE SAW THIS BEFORE ME BUT HERE IT IS.
The chick who sent this to me said: “You don’t have black people in NZ so you need to watch this.”
WATCH OUT, GIRLS – ONE SIMPLE WARDROBE RELATED MISTAKE AND YOU COULD BASICALLY BE IN ANYONE’S LEAGUE. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.
So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone [...]
IT MUST BE PRETTY HARD TRYING TO SNEAK A HI-RES PHOTO OF YOUR DICK INTO THE BOX BUT, WAIT THAT IS FUNNY ENOUGH AS IT IS.
At Campus Health, the place at Canterbury University for getting your methadone fix, there is a anonymous comments box. I guess this is for students to have some kind of way to pass messages to someone about the quality of the service they received on their way to their methadone fix. Yeah, anyway – this [...]
WHEN I FINALLY WAS SERVED EVERYONE STARTED YELLING AT THE DUDE WHO SERVED ME AND I HAD TO TELL THEM ALL TO SHUT UP AND JAMES ‘SHUSHED’ SOME 6′4″ DUDE IT WAS HIL
Yo so I was going to write some funny stuff about what I did last weekend but then I realised I wasn’t the Crackhouse 5 blog (obviously – there aren’t five of me) but I still want to tell you something. Fact of the Year At 4am Burger King resets all of the tills no [...]
N00B’S GUIDE TO ANIME – THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME COMING, BUT I ONLY REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIRTY MINTUES AGO.
Every day I get people asking/emailing/fckbking/myspacing/chatting/texting/*ing me about anime. “Where do I start?” “What is a good anime?” “I don’t want to be a fanboy but (x), (y), (z).” Here is a list of some good places to start: Cowboy Bebop Is a classic in the anime realm. Don’t know when it was made, don’t [...]
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE AND YOU JUST KNOW THAT THEY ARE KILLING IT: PART ONE.
As you all know, geeks are the people that run our lives. This was not true a couple of years ago but as our dependence on the Internet increases, so does our dependence on geeks. With this in mind, it would be a good life choice to get to know and understand geeks better. I [...]
DON’T THROW IT ALL AWAY. FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS FOR SEXY SUCCESS.
Sup y’all I went to the mall yesterday. It was fucking horrible. Anyway, my favourite things about malls are hot sluttz and school-girls. So I was pretty keen to get down to the mall and get a boner in my tight jeans whilst staring at this chick’s shiny as metallic gold tight things in American [...]
You have more to fear at Kmart than just the low, low prices. No but seriously, and these prices are low. $7 for white bowling shoes, how can that be beaten?
Is it normal that I go to Kmart and hide Velociraptors in the novelty Disney items in the hopes that they will come to life and eat the excited little children who are happy they have found one toy in which the batteries havn’t been drained already? Society did this to me.