I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A TELEMARKETER FROM AUSTRALIA FOR FORTY MINUTES THAT WAS BASICALLY LIKE THIS

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MAN, THE RAGDOLL PHYSICS IN GTAIV ARE SO AWESOME. DRIVING WITHOUT A SEATBELT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE FUN.

Do you remember high school? I sort of do. There were knights and dragons and princesses and towers and the wrong towers and fireballs and turtles and the wand of seasons and fairy-holes and enchanted forests. There weren’t any save-points which made playing the game pretty hard. The purists said that this was what made [...]

DOUBLE POST TUEESSSSSSSSSSDAAAAAYYYYYY

(Part 2) Zach promised I would provide humour, instead I will enlighten you with the wisdom I have acquired over the last few days. – I could never be as cool as my neighbours, who listen to disturbed and radio Hauraki super loud (so super cool) right outside my window for hours at a time. [...]

I’M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS HERE…

These are the 10 Commandments for Blogging as set out by the Evangelical Alliance. 1) You shall not put your blog before your integrity. 2) You shall not make an idol of your blog. 3) You shall not misuse your anonymity to sin. 4) Remember the Sabbath by taking one day off a week. 5) [...]

I KNOW IT WAS KIND OF HOT TODAY BUT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FIGURED THIS OUT BY NOW.

NO.

YOU CAN GET SUNBURNT TITS AND THEN LOOK FUNNY NAKED.

Alright, soon it will be summer and motherfuckers will be strutting it in jandals and (soz Goss) trying to longboard around with their earbuds getting all caught up in their summer-time-scruffy-surfer-$80-haircut-$140-dye-job-free-spirited-all-embracing-guess-what-time-it-is-party-time hair. What we will also begin to see is dresses being worn without leggings. Now, as a writer of the world’s foremost lifestyle blog, [...]

If you can’t skate….

THEN DON’T TAKE A FREAKIN’ SKATEBOARD TO UNIVERSITY, OR ANY PLACE IN PUBLIC FOR THAT MATTER. You just make yourself look dumb, no matter how “cool”, “hip”, “rad” or “juicy” you think you are. Seriously, what are you trying to achieve? If “awwwww but but but but it means I can get to my lectures [...]