THE BEST “TAKE ME BACK” EMAILS I GET ARE FROM THE BEST GIRLFRIEND I NEVER HAD: THE INTERNET.

Dear itcreeps, Okay, I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I feel like I have to give it a try. So, here goes: I was hanging out the other night, listening to some old mp3s, and I was just overcome with memories of when we used to hang out all the time. Remember? [...]

COUPLES: TRUST AND LOVE AND GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES AND CRIME FIGHTING AND CRIME COMMITTING AND MONEY MAKING AND BEING TOGETHER FOR EVER AND EVER

WHEN I LOOK INTO HIS LITTLE CAT EYES THERE IS NOTHING THERE. NOTHING AT ALL.

15 WAYS TO SAY, “I LOVE YOU.”

15 Ways To Say, “I Love You.”: Never say anything then commit suicide when they leave; crop duster acrobatic plane; money; mow their lawns every week for no pay; sit next to them at a restaurant; include them with your friends; talk about other people with them; get mad at them for no reason but [...]