BENJAMIN FRANLKIN, I ADORE YOU / IF IT AIN’T ABOUT MONEY, BABY, I IGNORE YOU
So I was talking to Goss today about cash monies and we came up with a sweeter plan. Get laid ⇒ get aids ⇒ get the sickness benefit ⇒ get paid. AIDs = $$$ =
SECURITY SECURITY SECURITY
Fuck you, ANZ. Today I went into a main branch of ANZ to change the limit on my “Pay Anyone” transfers; I spent luda amount of monies on a video camera, and need to pay some dude up in Auckland more than my limit of $1000. This is an account of my interactions with ANZ [...]
I DID SOME OF THOSE GST THINGS BECAUSE IRD KEEP RINGING ME AND ASKING ABOUT IT. APPARENTLY I AM ON SOME “EARLY INTERVENTION” THING. THANKS, GOVERNMENT!
If you use Google Mail (rather than GMail, as they got sued or something in Europe) then you have access to a big bunch of fun stuff like Google Reader, ~Chat, ~Calendar, ~Documents, ~Analytics, ~Webmaster Tools et al. If you are so inclined, you should check out ~Labs which is where they test beta/alpha features [...]
YOUNG MONEY – A MILLI, A MILLI, A MILLI, A MILLI, (RPT AS NECC)
Banks suck because they are all basically the same and I can never manage to organise my way to them without debilitating anxiety and stress. The Internet is much better because it means I don’t have to leave my room so I stay pretty happy. Internet banking is something my Dad is kind of scared [...]