HAVEN’T REALLY LISTENED TO MUCH JAZZ SINCE I LEFT JAZZ SCHOOL BUT THIS (AND THE ALBUM) IS PRETTY LEGIT

I’M IN SAN FRAN AIRPORT ON AN HOUR’S SLEEP – I FUCKING PAID FOR INTERNET, WHAT THE HELL?

If you haven’t yet, do check out Bronx Kill’s latest release, Afrika Bambaataa Teaches Knife Safety. If you didn’t like his previous releases you should definitely check this one out. Manipulated jazz ensemble samples amongst textured noise. Classy stuff. If you did like his other stuff then you’ll probably appreciate this stylistic development. Sure, it [...]

14 REASONS TO LIKE/HAVE LIKED BLINK 182

14 Reasons To Like/Have Liked Blink 182: For the hooks; for the immaturity; to have something to fondly regret; to laugh at how old they are; to learn on guitar; because they’ll never ‘find god’; to play to your kids; to remind you about talent over technique; parties; to experience a slice of a life [...]

20 BANDS TO HATE FOR GOOD REASON

20 Bands To Hate For Good Reason: U2; Owl City; Temper Trap; Sly & Robbie; Shihad; Scribe; Foo Fighters; Them Crooked Vultures; The Ting Tings; Everclear; Tiki Taane; Disturbed; Boys Noize; Albert Hammond Jr.; Smashproof; Gin Wigmore; Guns & Roses; Bryan Adams; Nesian Mystic; Kid Rock.

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TEN GIRLS WHO WILL DUMP YOU ON TOUR

chances of me going back to the nethack website within the hour are probably quite high and this chills me to the bone.

Currently I am ill and in my delirium I did a terrible thing. I went to the NetHack website. BUT I NIPPED IT IN THE BUD. I WILL NOT SUCCUMB. I WILL NOT CONFORM TO WHAT SLEEP500 EXPECTS OF ME. submit to us Yeah, so, this is a blog cop-out. It’s not really my fault [...]

NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE HERMIT THEMSELVES UP IN THE CAFE I NOTICE THEM GLARING AT ME ABOUT THE MUSIC BUT THIS GUY WAS A NINJA OR SOME SHIT. HE WAS THERE FOR AN HOUR!!!

Now I remember why I go to work!

after i post this i’m going to go finish drawing los campesinos! album art on my chucks.

Are you bored with grunge whining about being a child of divorce? Are you bored with bloghouse constantly trying to sound like Daft Punk? Are you bored with hip hop objectifying women so that it’s no longer ironically funny and is actually making you voice vague feminist opinions? Are you bored with Morrissey because he’s [...]

HOW DID THEY NOT GET ARRESTED? NAKED CHICKS SINGING ABOUT JUSTICE AND ABLETON AND GASPARD AND YELLE AND SHIT. FAR OUTIES.

Must blog before I pass out or before I lose the ability to construct a coherent sentence, actually – fuck it. I’m going to blog this as an audio file. NON – save that for another day. Watch this: EDIT: Apparently HRO (the real HRO – not those blogspot.com versions of it) blogged about this [...]

“WONDERWALL” IS A SONG ABOUT BEING SO BAD AT GIVING HEAD THAT YOU NEED A MOUTH CONDOM SO YOUR PARTNER DOESN’T CATCH YOUR “UNABLE TO PLEASURE A WOMAN” DISEASE.

This just in: ["Wonderwall" lyrics] “Wonderwall” = dental dam Thank you for reading my presentation.