14 REASONS TO LIKE/HAVE LIKED BLINK 182

14 Reasons To Like/Have Liked Blink 182:
For the hooks; for the immaturity; to have something to fondly regret; to laugh at how old they are; to learn on guitar; because they’ll never ‘find god’; to play to your kids; to remind you about talent over technique; parties; to experience a slice of a life you’ll [...]

20 BANDS TO HATE FOR GOOD REASON

20 Bands To Hate For Good Reason:
U2; Owl City; Temper Trap; Sly & Robbie; Shihad; Scribe; Foo Fighters; Them Crooked Vultures; The Ting Tings; Everclear; Tiki Taane; Disturbed; Boys Noize; Albert Hammond Jr.; Smashproof; Gin Wigmore; Guns & Roses; Bryan Adams; Nesian Mystic; Kid Rock.

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TEN GIRLS WHO WILL DUMP YOU ON TOUR

chances of me going back to the nethack website within the hour are probably quite high and this chills me to the bone.

Currently I am ill and in my delirium I did a terrible thing.
I went to the NetHack website.
BUT I NIPPED IT IN THE BUD. I WILL NOT SUCCUMB. I WILL NOT CONFORM TO WHAT SLEEP500 EXPECTS OF ME.
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Yeah, so, this is a blog cop-out. It’s not really my fault though, I currently have [...]

NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE HERMIT THEMSELVES UP IN THE CAFE I NOTICE THEM GLARING AT ME ABOUT THE MUSIC BUT THIS GUY WAS A NINJA OR SOME SHIT. HE WAS THERE FOR AN HOUR!!!

Now I remember why I go to work!

after i post this i’m going to go finish drawing los campesinos! album art on my chucks.

Are you bored with grunge whining about being a child of divorce? Are you bored with bloghouse constantly trying to sound like Daft Punk? Are you bored with hip hop objectifying women so that it’s no longer ironically funny and is actually making you voice vague feminist opinions? Are you bored with Morrissey because he’s [...]

HOW DID THEY NOT GET ARRESTED? NAKED CHICKS SINGING ABOUT JUSTICE AND ABLETON AND GASPARD AND YELLE AND SHIT. FAR OUTIES.

Must blog before I pass out or before I lose the ability to construct a coherent sentence, actually – fuck it. I’m going to blog this as an audio file. NON – save that for another day. Watch this:

EDIT: Apparently HRO (the real HRO – not those blogspot.com versions of it) blogged about this ages [...]

“WONDERWALL” IS A SONG ABOUT BEING SO BAD AT GIVING HEAD THAT YOU NEED A MOUTH CONDOM SO YOUR PARTNER DOESN’T CATCH YOUR “UNABLE TO PLEASURE A WOMAN” DISEASE.

This just in:
["Wonderwall" lyrics]
“Wonderwall” = dental dam
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LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS REVEALED TO ME THAT ALL HE CARED ABOUT WAS BEING THE BOTTOM IN MALE-MALE BDSM RELATIONSHIPS.

I want to start a band where everything is really noisy and everyone just makes out with each other onstage so when DJs ask, “Why did you start the band?” I can say: “I wanted to make out with more girls and now I’m in a band with three of them.”

THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THOSE FUCKING BANDS THAT ARE JUST ONE PERSON AND A GUITAR MAKING “LAYERS”