FOR SOME REASON, THOUGH, BEING IN FULLSCREEN MAKES ME FEEL MORE OUT OF CONTROL WHEN THINGS START TO GO WRONG. BUT HEY, IT’S THE INTERNET. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

When Chrome came out I was happy because it is a browser that is by default, pretty slim up the top there with all of the navigation bits and tab bar stuff. I have a smallish laptop with a small resolution so it’s important to me that I use every pixel I have at my [...]

MY DAD LENT MY SISTER THIS BOOK AND WHEN SHE RETURNED IT, VIA ME, IT HAD MORPHED INTO AN OLDER EDITION. WEIRD, RIGHT?

Today I downloaded a .pdf ebook of Catch-22 by Joseph Heller that was in Comic Sans. Obviously that wasn’t good enough so I converted it to plain text and html-d it with pdftotext then styled it a bit. Catch-22 Hopefully this isn’t very illegal.

OPEN TWO BROWSER WINDOWS AND RESIZE THEM SO THEY SIT SIDE BY SIDE. IN ONE OF THEM OPEN THE SOURCE OF THIS IMAGE AND IN THE OTHER OPEN YESTERDAY’S POST AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR SCREEN BEFORE YOU SPEW.

I made some more nice eye candy for you guys. Try reading this. It’s pretty complicated but very soothing.

I DID LEARN SOME COOL STUFF ABOUT WIN32 CLI. CACLS [FILE] /G USER:PERMISSIONS (F FOR FULL IS GOOD) MAY COME IN HANDY IN THE FUTURE

Today I invented something that I believe could do the world a great deal of good. It’s called “Bitch” and it’s a USB dongle thing that reminds your computer that you own every fucking atom of which it is composed. Now – on UNIX based systems you can just sudo or su in the shell [...]

AND TO GET AN ALWAYS ON TOP FEATURE I HAD TO INSTALL SOME FUCKING PROGRAMME FROM THE INTERNET. GNOME HANDLES THAT SHIT BY DEFAULT? WHAT THE FUCK?

So two or three days ago I bought a new computer. Things My New Computer Can Do That My Old One Can’t Stay on when unplugged for more than twenty minutes Things My New Computer Can’t Do That My Old One Can Run NetHack in the shell. Seriously – I can’t “install Rosetta” because I [...]

IMAGINE WHAT WEB DEVELOPERS WOULD GET TO DO! THEY’D PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE COURSES IN ARCHITECTURE OR SOMETHING: “HERE IS THE ATRIUM OF THE SITE.”

Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out. For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am [...]

I SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN – PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS SO YOU ARE PREPARED.

The message of the future is: “Realise Your Dreams.”

MAN, THAT IS SO RAD! I WONDER IF ANYONE ON FREECYCLE HAS A C64 – THEY HAD BETTER!

I saw this a while ago on the Internets but I must have been asleep or something because I didn’t blog it. Now a bunch of other people have and I’m blog jealous. WHAT A SHITTY QUALITY IMAGE – I KNOW BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT ONE OF THESE. If you wanted to sleep with me [...]

A DISCOURSE ON CHOOSING THE BEST BROWSER FOR YOUR SLEEP500 PLEASURE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

ALTHOUGH HAVING A BUNCH OF TRANSPARENT WINDOWS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER THAT ARE JUST RUNNING SHELLS IS KIND OF RETARDED, THIS GUY IS ON TO SOMETHING.

IT’S TIME TO GET GEEKING: (oh no, did I just embed an image that was only text?)