THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOME SQUISHY STUFF ABOUT LOVE AND THE INTERNET BUT THEN I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH CONTEXT MENUS.

Over the past few months Google has become a bigger and bigger part of my life. Google is like my super-useful long standing partner who gives and gives and gives. But recently I have discovered that Google is having some problems opening up to its feelings: Goss has started ending his blogs with ♥ so [...]

THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU GET HAXXING THE REGISTRY [PART THREE]

Today’s blog is another “Look After Your Computer With sleep500dotcom.” This is a really, really simple one that I see people fail at all of the time. Right click in some blank space on the Start Menu toolbar and unlock the taskbar. Arrange those little things in the Quick Launch toolbar so they make some [...]

PART TWO OF THE ALL-BUT-ABANDONED “IT’S TIME TO STOP SUCKING ASS AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH SLEEP500DOTCOM.”

Yeah, so I hope you guys pay attention to what kind of wallpaper you are putting on your desktops everyday. That is, unless you are super 1337 and don’t use a GUI (=legit as I wish I was you <3<3<3). Um, I used to spend an inordinate amount of time per day on this type [...]

HOW TO USE AN RSS AGGREGATOR WITHOUT BEING LAMER ABOUT IT

So I was talking to B Cool when I was in Wellington over the weekend and I was saying something about RSS readers (aggregators). You may have noticed that the other I utilized some of my spare time and got a couple of RSS feed links up in the sidebar. There are heaps and heaps [...]

I DID THIS BECAUSE I WANTED PROGMAN.EXE WHICH DOESN’T EVEN WORK IN XP SP2 RAAAAAAAAAGE

Today we are going to learn how to install Windows 3.11 in a virtual machine. The machine provided in the .rar is Windows Virtual PC 2004. I have included the 2004 model because they dropped support for DOS in the 2007 update. I don’t really know if this matters that much (it probably doesn’t) but [...]

SERIOUSLY. THERE WAS ONE WHERE THEY WERE IN A CAGE OR SOMETHING STILL GRINDING AWAY. NO SCISSORING, HOWEVER. NOT THAT I SAW.

In New Zealand on late-night public-access television there are infomercials for ab machines and kitchen knives that can cut through steel. In Germany on the equivalent television network there is full-on uncensored lesbian porn that is the background to confidentials that don’t seem to have any contact information so I am kind of unsure as [...]