THE GIVEAWAY IS “WASTING.” YEAH SO I MIGHT POST A REAL BLOG TODAY BUT MAYBE I’LL JUST LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL NEW HEADER FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS INSTEAD. YEAH.
THIS MARRIEDTOTHESEA.COM COMIC IS ABOUT NETHACK:
WHEN I FINALLY WAS SERVED EVERYONE STARTED YELLING AT THE DUDE WHO SERVED ME AND I HAD TO TELL THEM ALL TO SHUT UP AND JAMES ‘SHUSHED’ SOME 6′4″ DUDE IT WAS HIL
Yo so I was going to write some funny stuff about what I did last weekend but then I realised I wasn’t the Crackhouse 5 blog (obviously – there aren’t five of me) but I still want to tell you something. Fact of the Year At 4am Burger King resets all of the tills no [...]
OH MAN IT WAS SOOOO EXCITING! WHEN THAT TELEPORT TRAP HAPPENED I WAS LIKE, “OHFUCKNO” AND THEN A PACK OF GREY ELVES RAPED MY ASS ON MY WAY BACK DOWN. GRRRRRRRRR
Do I even need to say anything? (I got to level 21! Yay! P.S. fuck you, teleport trap.)
YASD BECAUSE I FUCKING DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO EAT THAT PIECE OF SHIT. I WAS SO FUCKING MAD FOR ABOUT SIX MINUTES AND THEN I WAS ASLEEP.
Friday night, eh? Partytimes? What kept you awake until 3am?
I WAS FUCKING MAD ABOUT THE GNOME LORD THING BECAUSE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT IT ALONE. INSTEAD I DECIDED TO EAT IT TO KEEP MY STRENGTH UP. YASD 4 LIFE.
Yo! I just started playing NETHACK, which is probably the hardest actual game that I’ve ever played in my life. Because I am too legit to quit, I play this shit without a GUI (GUIs are for pussies who like “3D” and “physics engines” and “bloom” and “shiny”) I couldn’t be bothered making a nice [...]