JUST SING THE WAY YOU SPEAK, IT’S NOT VERY HARD AND YOU’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF AT THE END OF THE DAY (TRUST ME).

I’m sick of hearing New Zealanders sing like Americans and I’m sick of this song sitting around on my hardrive collecting corrupted sectors or whatever. This is my debut rap release. It’s called “Fuck Freddy’s Drop” and I’ve released it as Never. DOWNLOAD “FUCK FREDDY’S DROP” (RIGHT CLICK) DOWNLOAD A .ZIP FILE WITH THE IMAGE [...]

I NOW REGRET NOT RECORDING EVERYONE’S SET FROM THE MIXER. I BLAME PTSD.

Click the image below for a ZIP file of the four songs I played at The Great Depression on the weekend. I recorded, mixed and mastered them today.

CHIPCHURCH SHOW AT THE GREAT DEPRESSION FT FUTURNARI, FAUXHOUND AND NEVER.

Last Saturday night at The Great Depression XXXX and XXXY hosted Futurnari’s last show in Christchurch before he skips to Melbourne. I started things off with the most down-beat performanceless charade of my life. My favourite part of my set was when I said “I had to balance how much I wanted to watch you [...]

HOME BREW – TUESDAY (NEVER REMIX) I’VE REMIXED AND REMASTERED A HOME BREW SONG FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY.

So Home Brew’s Last Week EP is alright but I felt like there could be some improvements so I made them and here they are. The HTML5 player version is 128kb/s and the download version is 320kb/s for you faux-audiophiles out there. You’ll need an HTML5-compatible browser for this one. Home Brew – Tuesday (Never [...]

GO THERE AND DOWNLOAD IT AND PLAY IT NEXT TIME YOU’RE WITH YOUR FRIENDS GETTING ALL PROFOUND AND EXISTENTIAL.

OK, I sort of don’t know what to do with music that I write on my own so here goes: I’ve released a second Never mini-EP. This one isn’t chip, it’s mostly DAW-music with a bit of old synth (MS-10) and some funny out-of-tune steel drum that was at the pirate ship-come-pub in Cornwall. Anyway, [...]

AROUND SEVEN MINUTES OF 40BPM DOOM MUSIC CONCERNING LOVE IS BASICALLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. ALSO, CHECK OUT MY BANGING FAVICON ON THE WEBSITE. SO SLEEK, SO CLASSY.

Late last week I completed my first chipmusic release. It’s called Virtual Reality and you can get it here. I’ve put it up as individual tracks as well as a .zip archive that contains the album art as an HTML file and a couple of images. Those of you who’ve been reading for a while [...]