i feel that with the addition of camwhoring sleep500 is one step closer to eclipsing the crackhouse 5 in popularity. just gotta refine mah rhymes.

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I GUESS IF THIS IS YOUR FACE ON MY INTERNET AND YOU DON’T LIKE IT I CAN PUT SOME BLACK OVER YOUR EYES. KEEN? [PART SEVEN]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND THIS GUY WAS ALL, “DON’T YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF ME!” AND STARTED FRONTIN’ SO I RAN AWAY. NICE HEADBAND I TOOK, LIKE, EIGHT DIFFERENT PHOTOS OF THIS NICE HEADBAND, SOZ. THIS IS MORE LIKE A NICE PONYTAILBAND. I THINK IT STILL COUNTS. NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND THIS IS [...]

I DIDN’T ASK ANYONE’S PERMISSION TO TAKE OR PUBLISH THESE PHOTOS. DO I NEED SOME KIND OF DISCLAIMER OR SOMETHING? [PART SIX]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND IS THIS A NICE HEADBAND COUPLE? NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE DREADBAND THIS ISN’T A NICE HEADBAND BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TIME THAT SLEEP500 BECOMES MORE AND MORE LIKE A PARTY PIXXX SITE [PART FIVE]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND THIS IS AN ESPECIALLY NICE HEADBAND THIS IS PROBABLY THE STANDARD FOR A NICE HEADBAND. BONUS FOR THE SHIRTLESS DUDE IN THE BACKGROUND. NICE LOLLIPOP NICE HEADBAND (BAD PHOTO) MORE AMATEUR HOUR ON THE PHOTOGRAPHING FRONT

SORRY IF SOME OF THESE PHOTOS ARE SHITTY. THEY COME FROM MY PHONE AND THEY ARE CANDID AS [PART FOUR].

THIS GUY IS STOKED TO BE PART OF THE NICE HEADBAND CREW I DON’T KNOW, THIS IS BASICALLY A NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND GETTING MASHED WITH NICE HEADBAND ACTION NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND

I WAS MEANT TO SPEND AGES DOING HEAPS AND HEAPS AND HEAPS OF RESIZING BUT THAT WAS TAKING TOO LONG AND I WASN’T GETTING PAID ENOUGH [PART THREE]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND GOTHS HAVE NICE HEADBANDS, TOO.

LOL HOW MUCH FILLER DO YOU THINK THIS IS? [PART TWO]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND

I TOOK ALL OF THESE PHOTOS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE APART FROM THE ONE THAT IS DURING THE DAY [PART ONE]

NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND NICE HEADBAND

THIS IS WHAT YOUR “PROFILE PAGE” ON FCKBK SHOULD LOOK LIKE AT ALL TIMES.

OPEN LETTER TO SLEEP500DOTCOM

I don’t want to be mean, I just want to be understood.