13 Reasons To Have Kids: You can trick the hell out of them; to have miniature versions of you running around; as a practical joke; as an experiment; to make the world a better place through education; dogma practise; to put those fucking reality parenting shows to test; to prove to your friends you can [...]
Reasons I worry about the youth of today #1: The children’s film Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is presented as historically accurate. WHAT THE SHIT? DINOSAURS AFTER SABRE-TOOTH TIGERS? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING WITH.
I remember when those ads about asking your kids how their day at school went or helping them eat a meal that wasn’t retarded starting broadcasting on TV and some parents were all, “THIS IS AN OUTRAGE – HOW DARE THE GOVERNMENT TELL US HOW TO PARENT OUR CHILDREN!!!!!1″
Posting health notices while unqualified to do so harms society. From 2003 to 2006 workplace incompetency caused 654,965 deaths in Iraq (reference). LOL I’M BEING TOPICAL CIRCA ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO. Anyway, how did this make it onto a cigarette case? Who was in charge of screening this? Perhaps it was this person NOTE: this [...]