I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS CRAIGLIST FOR NEW ZEALAND BEFORE TODAY. NOW THAT I DO YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO BE CHECKING IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Today some lady caught me checking out on some other middle-aged lady. I guess she thought I was checking out on her ass but I was actually checking out on her shoes: Should’ve busted this on her: But anyway, I want to find these heels so bad. You guys might be able to help me [...]