I haven’t blogged on sleep500 lately, mainly because I a) have been busy dealing with the traumatic experience that since December I was not on ’school holidays’ but actually ‘the rest of my life’ and b) have been posting stuff on my Tumblr blog, which is less cool shit about blow jobs and more complaining [...]
This morning I spent $3000 of not-quite-my money.
This evening I read this and nearly died laughing.
I’m trying to share it everywhere so just bear with me.
11 Reasons Why Banning Small Breasts From Porno Is A Bad Idea:
Context. More context.
I like small boobs; it is a measure to censor imagination; it will encourage more breast ‘enhancement’ surgery; I bet it’s because old dudes fucking love big, floppy tits and who writes the rules? Old dudes, that’s who.; small dicks aren’t banned [...]
Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:
Are any of you guys tired of porn? If so, try this one out:
Thought you’d like it.
It all started about a month ago when Lucy decided that she would become the biggest scene queen at her high school. Netheregions High was a fairly pedestrian affair and Lucy couldn’t see any major obstacles to her rise to greatness. In order to complete this she had to rise half an hour early each [...]
For some time, now I’ve alternately wanted and not wanted to get some kind of device for a computer that could register pain or experience fear of pain so I’d be able to threaten my computer when it wasn’t responding very well. Now that I write this down it seems really horrible.
But anyway – some [...]
Well here I am to save the day and share some porn.
I like Lady Gaga. She writes her own music about loving dixxx and designs her own clothes to show her bits.
I’m sort of wondering if she’s been going a bit far for attention lately?
Is flashing your tamp string the new flashing your vag?
How about [...]