Yeah, so anyway. Instead of being a Burberry model I really wanted Emma Watson to become one of two things: My wife or nah, probably just that.
But what about when she has to take the tape off? Also stupid: the hawtness footer/stamp over the actual source footer/stamp. EDIT: this might be nsfw, I’m not sure.
I haven’t blogged on sleep500 lately, mainly because I a) have been busy dealing with the traumatic experience that since December I was not on ‘school holidays’ but actually ‘the rest of my life’ and b) have been posting stuff on my Tumblr blog, which is less cool shit about blow jobs and more complaining [...]
This morning I spent $3000 of not-quite-my money. This evening I read this and nearly died laughing. I’m trying to share it everywhere so just bear with me.
11 Reasons Why Banning Small Breasts From Porno Is A Bad Idea: Context. More context. I like small boobs; it is a measure to censor imagination; it will encourage more breast ‘enhancement’ surgery; I bet it’s because old dudes fucking love big, floppy tits and who writes the rules? Old dudes, that’s who.; small dicks [...]
Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:
Are any of you guys tired of porn? If so, try this one out: Thought you’d like it.
It all started about a month ago when Lucy decided that she would become the biggest scene queen at her high school. Netheregions High was a fairly pedestrian affair and Lucy couldn’t see any major obstacles to her rise to greatness. In order to complete this she had to rise half an hour early each [...]