I WAS GOING TO OBSERVE PROPER BLOGGING PRACTICE AND INCLUDE A JUMP HERE, BUT FUCK THAT, I DON’T CARE HOW LONG THE FRONT PAGE IS.

Yeah, so anyway. Instead of being a Burberry model I really wanted Emma Watson to become one of two things: My wife or nah, probably just that.

BASICALLY I WANT TO DRENCH THESE GIRLS IN CUM.

I REALLY HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING WHY SOMEONE WOULD EVEN BOTHER DOING THIS.

But what about when she has to take the tape off? Also stupid: the hawtness footer/stamp over the actual source footer/stamp. EDIT: this might be nsfw, I’m not sure.

while i was writing this i looked at the time on my mac and it said 4:20, to which i thought “bro, it’s 4:20 all the time for me” and took a hit of my massive dragon bong.

I haven’t blogged on sleep500 lately, mainly because I a) have been busy dealing with the traumatic experience that since December I was not on ‘school holidays’ but actually ‘the rest of my life’ and b) have been posting stuff on my Tumblr blog, which is less cool shit about blow jobs and more complaining [...]

FUCKING READ THIS SHIT BUT PROBABLY DON’T DO IT AT UNI OR WORK. OR DO, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

This morning I spent $3000 of not-quite-my money. This evening I read this and nearly died laughing. I’m trying to share it everywhere so just bear with me.

11 REASONS WHY BANNING SMALL BREASTS FROM PORNO IS A BAD IDEA

11 Reasons Why Banning Small Breasts From Porno Is A Bad Idea: Context. More context. I like small boobs; it is a measure to censor imagination; it will encourage more breast ‘enhancement’ surgery; I bet it’s because old dudes fucking love big, floppy tits and who writes the rules? Old dudes, that’s who.; small dicks [...]

CAN’T QUITE REMEMBER WHERE THIS CAME FROM, LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF DOWNLOAD SITE. I CONSIDER THIS TO BE A TYPICAL REPRESENTATION OF MOST INTERNETEES’ INTERESTS.

Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:

YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM THE THUMBNAIL / PREVIEW THING – WHAT IS THAT EVEN CALLED? WHAT IS THE NAME FOR THE IMAGE THAT SHOWS UP ON A FLASH VIDEO WHEN THE VIDEO ISN’T PLAYING?

Are any of you guys tired of porn? If so, try this one out: Thought you’d like it.

THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD APPRECIATE STAYING ON THE BLEEDING EDGE OF BROWSER DEVELOPMENT

READ THIS AT YOUR OWN PERIL AND THE PERIL OF YOUR WORKMATES. THE TEXT IS SMALL ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT IF I HADN’T PUT THIS BIG TITLE UP HERE.

It all started about a month ago when Lucy decided that she would become the biggest scene queen at her high school. Netheregions High was a fairly pedestrian affair and Lucy couldn’t see any major obstacles to her rise to greatness. In order to complete this she had to rise half an hour early each [...]