For some time, now I’ve alternately wanted and not wanted to get some kind of device for a computer that could register pain or experience fear of pain so I’d be able to threaten my computer when it wasn’t responding very well. Now that I write this down it seems really horrible. But anyway – [...]
Well here I am to save the day and share some porn. I like Lady Gaga. She writes her own music about loving dixxx and designs her own clothes to show her bits. I’m sort of wondering if she’s been going a bit far for attention lately? Is flashing your tamp string the new flashing [...]
Dear Girls, I you don’t look like the above I don’t think I’m going to bother anymore. Yours, Zach.
Dear “Hipster Run-off,” When I read your blog for a month or so I thought it was really funny. Now I don’t. Yours, Zach.
Must blog before I pass out or before I lose the ability to construct a coherent sentence, actually – fuck it. I’m going to blog this as an audio file. NON – save that for another day. Watch this: EDIT: Apparently HRO (the real HRO – not those blogspot.com versions of it) blogged about this [...]
This just in: ["Wonderwall" lyrics] “Wonderwall” = dental dam Thank you for reading my presentation.
Oh man, I don’t know if any of you have been to Milan but holy fuck that place is crazy. For every flaccid, saggy boob in the UK there are about three drop-dead girls who make NZ’s Next Top Model finalists look like morgue attendants. We played this club where they charged everyone €20 before [...]