IT MUST BE PRETTY HARD TRYING TO SNEAK A HI-RES PHOTO OF YOUR DICK INTO THE BOX BUT, WAIT THAT IS FUNNY ENOUGH AS IT IS.

At Campus Health, the place at Canterbury University for getting your methadone fix, there is a anonymous comments box. I guess this is for students to have some kind of way to pass messages to someone about the quality of the service they received on their way to their methadone fix. Yeah, anyway – this [...]

MAN, I WISH CAMERA PHONES WERE CHEAPER WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN, I BET I’D HAVE A PORTFOLIO OF UNDERAGE FLESH FOR THE FBI BY NOW (HELLO FBI).

Instead of writing a real blog today I browsed a big list of plugins for the blog software that I am using hoping to find some kind of comment template that integrated google accounts but I failed. I did, however, find a big bunch of other semi-useful plugins that I’ve installed for a laugh. Most [...]

MAYBE IT WON’T BE A WART BUT IT WON’T BE VERY GOOD.

No blog today because I’m fucking mad. If you’d rather have a robot face than tits as the sleep500 favicon icon thing then say so in the comments. If you prefer tits say so as well. No comments means I make some other icon and put it up (it will be a wart).

SEARCHING GOOGLE FOR “PIXEL BOOBS” AND “8 BIT BOOBS” AND “16 BIT BOOBS” WASN’T REALLY THAT HELPUL. I ENDED UP JUST GUESSING WHAT TITS LOOK LIKE BECAUSE I’VE NEV

Ok, everyone. I’m fucking sick of it. Please remember that if you are using PLURALS to use the word ARE. I would give a more technical explanation of this but they don’t teach grammar at high school in New Zealand and at University they expect you to already know about grammar. That is all. P.S. [...]

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FUCKERS TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK ALL ARTY – STOP WASTING MY TIME AND BANDWIDTH.

A SHORT NOTE TO ALL PORN-SITE OPERATORS: NAKED GIRLS WITH GUNS ARE NOT SEXY. I PREFER MY NAKED GIRLS TO BE COVERED IN PLAY-DOH AND ASKING ME TO SIGN OFF ON THEIR PAYSLIPS.

BACKSTAGE BATHROOM SEX

Recently I came across these stickers from the clothing brand Insight. I am unsure why there are not plenty of other FUCKING AWESOME instances of advertising such as this, don’t lots of people do BComs? Don’t you need a BCom to have any idea about what people like? Should I be doing a BCom rather [...]

I GUESS IT’S PRETTY HARD TO CONTEND WITH THE INTERNET FOR THAT KIND OF THING. NOT MUCH OF THE INTERNET HAS “BROADCASTING STANDARDS” (WELL, NOT THE GOOD PARTS)

So tonight I decided to eat my dinner in front of whatever was on the television and I figured out why everyone likes TV so much:

YOU BET

WHEN I WAS TAKING THESE PHOTOS THE SHOPKEEPER CAME UP TO ME: “WHY ARE YOU TAKING PHOTOS?”

As your child enters into the age of technology, he will need many tools to interact with his chosen social group. Hopefully he won’t just sit at home playing WoW all day (if he does this, you can consider yourself a failed parent). Hopefully he will become one of the “cool kids” at his high [...]

SHOULD THIS BE AN ACTION THRILLER AS WELL? STAY TUNED AS I STRIVE TO REMAIN INTERESTING. [CHAPTER ONE]

Ok, so it has been brought to my attention that the new thing for society women to do is write Chick Literature, or “CLit”. In an effort to keep up with the times this is the first chapter of my very own CLit, an untitled glimpse of the life of a twenty-four year old social [...]