In New Zealand on late-night public-access television there are infomercials for ab machines and kitchen knives that can cut through steel. In Germany on the equivalent television network there is full-on uncensored lesbian porn that is the background to confidentials that don’t seem to have any contact information so I am kind of unsure as [...]
So I’ve been doing a bit of research using the Internet, my eyes and ears and one of my interns and it seems that geek chic is just some bullshit that the fashion industry has concocted. This is what my intern said: “The thing about geek chic is that the people who do it are [...]
…get into fights? Perhaps you get mad because you’re outside the club and some douche walks by and is all mouthing off about your sneakers or maybe you’re at some truckstop in the middle of nowhere and the fucking inbred retards are staring at your bling when you’re trying to decide which type of Doritos [...]
Have you kids heard about furries? They are old news on the internet and this one time I read about them in The Press, so they are probably sort of mainstream by now – I am not really sure because I either spend all of my time on aeroplanes because I am a motherfucking jetsetter, [...]