IN THE ON GOING SAGA TO PROMOTE CHRISTCHURCH TO THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY IN A BID TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW AWESOME IT IS / DON’T MOVE HERE BECAUSE THIS TOWN AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR BLOG AND MY BLOG.

The gang economy in Christchurch operates, as most (read: all) things in Christchurch operate, in a racially segregated manner. Christchurch is divided into three “races”: White trash, brown kids and non-specific Asian (because people in Christchurch can’t tell the difference anyway). Sticking closely to their respective stereotypes (this is the norm for Christchurch) the gangs [...]

ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY (NOT RACIST)

For some reason when I google “annoying french guy” I get a bunch of mostly unrelated shit and a skeleton having sex with some babe down the bottom, there. HELLO GOOGLE PLZ PUT THIS UP THE TOP, THANX.

“DEES YOR BEG? DEES WAN? DEES YOR BEG?“

I don’t care what you say, but Cathay Pacific is the best airline to travel ANYWHERE on. They use Red Hat Linux for their in-flight entertainment and have nice, 16:9 screens with really good dpi settings and really nice colour that have a brightness setting that actually decreases the brightness (rather than just making the [...]

DO YOU KIDS LOVE FRIED CHICKEN? FRIED CHICKEN IS ONE OF THE ONLY FOODS THAT GOSS WILL NOT EAT. I FOUND THAT OUT IN TAKAKA.

Sorry no one blogged – I was in the land of $5/5mb internet and I haven’t managed to sell off the eleven year-old boy in my attic yet so I couldn’t splurge (on internet). Here is a video that Goss sent to me that I sent to a bunch of people because I thought it [...]

ALERTING THE WORLD TO TRAVESTY, DAY BY DAY BY DAY BY DAY AND SOMETIMES WE FORGET TO POST SO NOT ACTUALLY DAILY.

What up, kiddies? Right now I am trying to install Windows 3.11 on my laptop in a virtual machine. If I manage to get it to work I will post a handy tutorial because I haven’t found a good, comprehensive one written in the kind of English that I like to read. While I do [...]

SLEEP500 IS NOT DEAD! I AM IN GERMANY DRIVING AROUND THE AUTOBAHN AND FOR SOME REASON THERE ISN’T ONE GIANT ROUTER THAT GIVES ME WIRELESS ACCESS EVERYWHERE.

So like, today Josh reminded me of one of the biggest scams circa P.E. and shitty tourist trips like this one that I remember going on in a canoe or something. This is sleep500 feat. Josh Burgess. Glow-worms are fucking lame and boring. I would rather get stung by bees than see glow-worms. Glow-worms are [...]